|
Best Porn Sites | Live Sex | Register | FAQ | Members List | Calendar |
Funnies Got a joke or something funny that you want to share? Post it here! |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
March 18th, 2017, 10:31 PM | #12071 |
Veteran Member
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Location: Location
Posts: 3,583
Thanks: 37,925
Thanked 127,780 Times in 3,570 Posts
|
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I love your thanks, but please thank the original posters first.
|
The Following 16 Users Say Thank You to photoflex For This Useful Post: |
March 19th, 2017, 09:40 AM | #12072 |
Veteran Member
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 3,234
Thanks: 19,883
Thanked 69,314 Times in 3,171 Posts
|
So I whispered to my wife, "Let's have a feel of your lovely tits", as I gently squeezed her firm buns and ran my fingers over her hard, pert nipples. She giggled and whispered back, "We've forgotten the coffee. Can you dash back to the aisle before I get to the front of the queue?"
|
The Following 15 Users Say Thank You to gedly For This Useful Post: |
March 19th, 2017, 10:11 PM | #12073 |
緑の男
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Jockistan, UK.
Posts: 8,316
Thanks: 39,023
Thanked 122,410 Times in 8,316 Posts
|
I was a shit father. I couldn't afford to buy my son much for Christmas.
He went to his mate's house one Boxing Day. The mate was dressed in a new cowboy suit and showed off his new BMX, Scalextric, Hornby railway set, Trivial Pursuit, selection boxes etc. My son exclaimed "Fuck me! You're one lucky bastard! I wish I had leukaemia!" |
The Following 17 Users Say Thank You to otokonomidori For This Useful Post: |
March 19th, 2017, 10:53 PM | #12074 |
Vintage Member
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Clinging to the rim of a crater on the dark side of Uranus.
Posts: 1,065
Thanks: 3,961
Thanked 11,051 Times in 1,042 Posts
|
What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.
|
The Following 14 Users Say Thank You to gmcbee For This Useful Post: |
March 20th, 2017, 07:58 PM | #12075 |
緑の男
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Jockistan, UK.
Posts: 8,316
Thanks: 39,023
Thanked 122,410 Times in 8,316 Posts
|
Police came to my door today holding a picture of my wife.
"Is this your wife sir?" the copper asked. 'Yes' I answered. "I'm afraid it looks like she's been run over by a bus" he said. "I know" said I, "but she takes it up the arse and she's good with the kids!" |
The Following 24 Users Say Thank You to otokonomidori For This Useful Post: |
March 20th, 2017, 09:01 PM | #12076 |
Veteran Member
Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: Unaffordable housing
Posts: 4,923
Thanks: 31,646
Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts
|
My wife is going to be a mummy very soon now.
I've only got her head left to wrap. |
The Following 18 Users Say Thank You to bloke57 For This Useful Post: |
March 21st, 2017, 06:24 PM | #12077 |
Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 56
Thanks: 1,012
Thanked 701 Times in 50 Posts
|
Paddy goes to the building site dressed as a Red Indian,Mick says, "Why are you dressed like that ?,,Paddy says, Well i heard the boss say he was going to sack all the cowboys,,,
|
The Following 19 Users Say Thank You to petvictor For This Useful Post: |
March 22nd, 2017, 10:10 AM | #12078 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: U.S. of A.
Posts: 206
Thanks: 6,639
Thanked 2,740 Times in 201 Posts
|
The Unknown Comic, the brown bag wearing stand up comic most popularly known for his appearances on The Gong Show, passed away late yesterday afternoon after visiting the grocery store. The check-out girl had asked if he wanted paper or plastic and he made an unfortunate choice.
The eulogy will be read by The Smothers Brothers. |
The Following 19 Users Say Thank You to Aaron For This Useful Post: |
March 22nd, 2017, 01:00 PM | #12079 |
Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 56
Thanks: 1,012
Thanked 701 Times in 50 Posts
|
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!,,,,,The Irish SAS team have dropped into Russia with orders to "take Vlaimir Putin Out",,,,,So far theyve taken him to the Pictures and last night they went Ten Pin Bowling,,,,
|
The Following 15 Users Say Thank You to petvictor For This Useful Post: |
March 23rd, 2017, 02:23 AM | #12080 |
Vintage Member
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Clinging to the rim of a crater on the dark side of Uranus.
Posts: 1,065
Thanks: 3,961
Thanked 11,051 Times in 1,042 Posts
|
|
The Following 11 Users Say Thank You to gmcbee For This Useful Post: |
|
|