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October 4th, 2015, 10:29 AM | #1701 |
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1877. You suck my dick exactly the same way your mother and sister do. Did you all attend the same cock-sucking course together? Can't you develop a style of your own?
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October 4th, 2015, 03:43 PM | #1702 |
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1878: No, I'm not the one nibbling your ear, the goat has escaped again.
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October 5th, 2015, 02:49 PM | #1703 |
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1879: Can you move to the left, I can't see myself in the mirror.
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October 5th, 2015, 03:09 PM | #1704 |
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1879a, and it will crack if your image is in it
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October 6th, 2015, 01:13 PM | #1705 |
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1880: You have so much wobbling blubber, I'm going to need another sea-sick pill.
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October 7th, 2015, 02:25 PM | #1706 |
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1880a: In fact, if you lost some of that blubber then maybe we could remove the straight-jacket that keeps it from jiggling around!
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October 7th, 2015, 02:36 PM | #1707 |
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1880b: and place it over me from the mental damage done too my mind because of you
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1881. Don't ever ask me to stick it in your ass ever again, the sound it makes like pop corn popping as my dick slides in and out is irritating and annoying!
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October 15th, 2015, 03:55 PM | #1709 |
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1882: Hang on that's my phone...hello, yes...nothing special, just banging some slapper from down the road.
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October 15th, 2015, 04:19 PM | #1710 |
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1883 : Hey you alive. You are. Oh well. Nobodies perfect.
1884 : Oooooh baby , ever thought of shaving ?. 1885 : Do you know what I love about you darling ?... Nope.. Me neither.
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