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September 12th, 2015, 02:13 PM | #1671 |
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1855: To penetrate those voluminous folds of lard I'm going to need a run up.
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September 12th, 2015, 04:45 PM | #1672 |
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1856: (the woman speaking to the man): Why are you handing me a paper bag?
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September 13th, 2015, 01:29 PM | #1673 |
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1857: I've had seven espressos so I'm going to go off like a frog in a sock.
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September 13th, 2015, 02:43 PM | #1674 |
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1858 -oh look, it's gone hard. What do I do with it now?!!!
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September 13th, 2015, 10:13 PM | #1675 |
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1859. Whew! Are you sure that you douched today. The next time try using Draino or Liquid Plumber!
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September 14th, 2015, 09:47 AM | #1676 | |
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1856a, Look, It's not because you're dog ugly, even though ya are, nope, the bag is for wrapping my sandwiches , what ? ya can't make sandwiches while we're banging ? I thought women could multi task
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September 14th, 2015, 03:36 PM | #1677 |
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Ok granted we met those times in the park and I always brought sandwiches , but still.
1860 ~ Ooooh baby you`re so tight.. As in it`s been three dates now and you've yet to pay for a bloody meal ! .
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September 15th, 2015, 03:31 PM | #1678 |
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1861 Liquor, Quick Liquor, No, I didn't mean lick her just because there's another female in the house, I don't ménage à trois, I need liquor to dull the pain of the headache you'll give me later
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September 15th, 2015, 03:55 PM | #1679 |
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A mask, a cape and a cosh is how I always dress after dark.....
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September 15th, 2015, 04:24 PM | #1680 |
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!663, Is it a bird Is it a plane Bloody Hell, what else can fit inside that gaping hole
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