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July 20th, 2015, 02:54 PM | #1641 |
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1628, Congratulations You're the first girl ever to make me not want to have sex, I mean all that hair on your back has just turned me off.... I won't even mention your nose, knobby knees, flabby ass, oddly shaped breasts, crooked teeth, cross eyes...... Nope won't mention them, so how about making that 5 course meal for me now ?
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July 21st, 2015, 12:31 PM | #1642 |
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1629: sex? with you? no I'm just here to arrange the flowers.
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July 21st, 2015, 02:16 PM | #1643 |
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"I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth."
"If I were the last man on earth, you wouldn't even be in line."
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July 21st, 2015, 02:44 PM | #1644 |
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1831, After I make my deposit, A thanks will suffice...... If not, remember the scene in Silence of the Lambs with the pit
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July 22nd, 2015, 02:24 AM | #1645 |
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1831a. What do you say I skip the deposit today and you just make a withdrawal!
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July 22nd, 2015, 02:35 AM | #1646 |
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1832: I hope we are up-to-date on our mortgage payments!
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July 22nd, 2015, 11:41 AM | #1647 |
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1833. Be sure to remind me to send your parents a thank you card for having had a daughter having a mouth ideal for sucking dick!
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July 23rd, 2015, 04:56 PM | #1648 |
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1834: Not to worry, I deleted my Ashley Madison account today
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July 27th, 2015, 05:20 PM | #1649 |
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1835 What an experience we just shared we could write an episode of The X Files about it
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July 27th, 2015, 05:30 PM | #1650 |
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1836 ~ Are you sure you've showered . If so . Are you sure it was this year ?.
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