101 Things Not To Say During Sex - Page 165

Estreeter · July 20th, 2015, 02:54 PM

1628, Congratulations

You're the first girl ever to make me not want to have sex, I mean all that hair on your back has just turned me off.... I won't even mention your nose, knobby knees, flabby ass, oddly shaped breasts, crooked teeth, cross eyes...... Nope won't mention them, so how about making that 5 course meal for me now ?

**andw** · July 21st, 2015, 12:31 PM

1629: sex? with you? no I'm just here to arrange the flowers.

**tygrkhat40** · July 21st, 2015, 02:16 PM

"I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth."

"If I were the last man on earth, you wouldn't even be in line."

Estreeter · July 21st, 2015, 02:44 PM

1831, After I make my deposit, A thanks will suffice...... If not, remember the scene in Silence of the Lambs with the pit

**cuzzyman927** · July 22nd, 2015, 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

1831, After I make my deposit, A thanks will suffice...... If not, remember the scene in Silence of the Lambs with the pit

1831a. What do you say I skip the deposit today and you just make a withdrawal!

**Jake Gittes** · July 22nd, 2015, 02:35 AM

1832: I hope we are up-to-date on our mortgage payments!

**cuzzyman927** · July 22nd, 2015, 11:41 AM

1833. Be sure to remind me to send your parents a thank you card for having had a daughter having a mouth ideal for sucking dick!

**Miss80sPorn** · July 23rd, 2015, 04:56 PM

1834: Not to worry, I deleted my Ashley Madison account today

Estreeter · July 27th, 2015, 05:20 PM

1835 What an experience we just shared

we could write an episode of The X Files about it

MaxJoker · July 27th, 2015, 05:30 PM

1836 ~ Are you sure you've showered . If so . Are you sure it was this year ?.

July 20th, 2015, 02:54 PM	#1641
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July 21st, 2015, 02:16 PM	#1643
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,312 Times in 9,629 Posts	"I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last man on earth." "If I were the last man on earth, you wouldn't even be in line." __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 21st, 2015, 02:44 PM	#1644
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,091 Thanks: 449,492 Thanked 896,549 Times in 60,293 Posts	1831, After I make my deposit, A thanks will suffice...... If not, remember the scene in Silence of the Lambs with the pit __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 22nd, 2015, 02:35 AM	#1646
Jake Gittes Swimming in Ecstasy Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Skinny dipping with mermaids in a beautiful, uncharted tropical paradise Posts: 6,093 Thanks: 145,461 Thanked 106,332 Times in 6,174 Posts	1832: I hope we are up-to-date on our mortgage payments! __________________ If you come across a dead link in a post, PM the OP to see if it can be re-uploaded To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please consider adding a note in your signature if you can re-upload your photos/video links To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please PM me if any of my posts are down To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Life is easier when you don't take it too seriously To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by Jake Gittes; July 22nd, 2015 at 02:38 AM.. Reason: Posted the wrong number... my apologies!

July 22nd, 2015, 11:41 AM	#1647
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,303 Times in 36,682 Posts	1833. Be sure to remind me to send your parents a thank you card for having had a daughter having a mouth ideal for sucking dick! __________________

July 21st, 2015, 12:31 PM	#1642
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,867 Thanks: 1,042,794 Thanked 52,315 Times in 3,824 Posts	1629: sex? with you? no I'm just here to arrange the flowers.

July 23rd, 2015, 04:56 PM	#1648
Miss80sPorn Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Walking on the Tightrope of Insanity Posts: 2,210 Thanks: 142,235 Thanked 47,053 Times in 2,208 Posts	1834: Not to worry, I deleted my Ashley Madison account today __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 27th, 2015, 05:20 PM	#1649
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,091 Thanks: 449,492 Thanked 896,549 Times in 60,293 Posts	1835 What an experience we just shared we could write an episode of The X Files about it __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 27th, 2015, 05:30 PM	#1650
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,434 Times in 69,067 Posts	1836 ~ Are you sure you've showered . If so . Are you sure it was this year ?. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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