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All the women in bondage films being tied up look like they're "surprised" or have that deer in the headlights look.
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Blake Palmer: the third leg of American politics
But Blake Palmer delivers the goods.
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porn stars never make love under the bed sheets porn stars never make love after dark with the lights out If a porn stars household appliance or car breaks down, she'll always hump the repairman |
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Threesomes are an everyday occurence, all men are stallions where two girls are involved and, having spent time in hospital, far from being nymphos all nurses are humorless and seem to resent patients trying to make them laugh!
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wot I've learned about porno?
The inside contents rarely live-up to the photograph on the front cover
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The legalization of porn has turned it into an industry and has emptied it of any creativity and innovation.
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Women never have any money to pay the handyman with because their husbands are spending it all on strippers and call girls.
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The most popular sexual positions are none of the ones used in real life.
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