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Old 03-22-2018, 08:38 PM   #7101
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Fuck! I had to put the electric blanket on for an hour before I got up this morning. It must have been at least as low as 15'C.
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Old 03-22-2018, 08:45 PM   #7102
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Fuck! I had to put the electric blanket on for an hour before I got up this morning. It must have been at least as low as 15'C.
An electric what now?

Seriously though, having spent some time in the Blue Mountains, I do know it can get pretty chilly in the Autumn and Winter up there. What I did notice was that the houses did not seem to have very adequate heat insulation and would not pass modern U.K. building regs.

Seems to be a bit of denial going on in support of the Aussie dream of constant sunshine.

Incidentally, I chose not to visit in summer because I hate the heat. 15 degrees is perfect for me.
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How big do the crocs get down under?
Owt like this 'gator from 'bama?

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How big do the crocs get down under?
Owt like this 'gator from 'bama?

Lolong (died 10 February 2013) was the largest crocodile in captivity. He was a saltwater crocodile measured at 6.17 m (20 ft 3 in), and weighed 1,075 kg (2,370 lb).
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I lived in sydney and would go to byron bay quiet often. The hostel i stayed in on the out skirts of town was besides the nude beach. One day i went for a walk and this beaitiful blonde girl who was clothed gave me a big smile. I said hi and she stopped for a chat. She said you do know you are entering a nude beach. I tried to sound suprised and said no. I said how come you are wearing clothes and she laughed and said i am going to town. Everyone in town wears clothes. We both laughed. I said do i need to take off my shorts if i keep walking and she said its the respectful thing to do. So with that i pulled down my shorts and put them over my shoulder. She smiled and said fancy a swim. I said sure she pulled up her dress exposing her naked body. She had amazing 36c breasts and hard nipples and the softed juices ass you had ever seen. She raced into the water and i chased in after her. We swam and played before she swam over to me and kissed me. She reached down to my already hard cock. She gripped me and smirked and said i can see you are trouble. She then hugged me tight in the water and slid my cock into her pussy. We kissed as she grinded her pussy down onto my cock. I hand squeezing her perfect ass. I sucked her nipples as we fucked hard and fast. After a couple of minutes she came and so did i inside her. We kissed and laughed before getting out of the water. She put her beach dress back on and said maybe i will see you around. I said sure and as she walked away i said whats your name. She said Matilda but everyone calls me Mattie. She asked mine before smiling and running off. I continuted walking naked and i could see a couple of people smile and laugh. They must have seen what happened.
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Old 03-24-2018, 09:07 AM   #7106
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Are you with the Australian tourist board?

Was this story called "Waltzing Matilda" ?
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You call temperatures of 20 degrees C a winter freeze. You aussies must be a lot weaker than I thought!
Hey man! I was at the Grand Prix today. It was raining, I was wearing a t-shirt and shorts!

Are you impressed?
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t-shirt and shorts!

Are you impressed?
Had you ironed them?
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Hey man! I was at the Grand Prix today. It was raining, I was wearing a t-shirt and shorts!

Are you impressed?
I'd be impressed if you said you went hunting for great white sharks and you poked one in the eye and it swam away. Now that's impressive!
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I'd be impressed if you said you went hunting for great white sharks and you poked one in the eye and it swam away. Now that's impressive!
Leave the damn sharks alone. They don't hurt any one!!! Well just an occasional passerby but I am sure the passerby's start it.
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