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Old 03-13-2018, 04:14 PM   #2401
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Estreeter used to work for the Australian Secret Service - ASS

But then he quit, so now he's ASS-retired
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Old 03-13-2018, 10:15 PM   #2402
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Estreeter owns the entire Shemale Sperm Whores series on Blu-ray. Except for Shemale Sperm Whores 17, which Palo borrowed for academic research two years ago and has not yet returned.
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Old 03-13-2018, 11:18 PM   #2403
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Thanks scounds that was the most thoughtful gift anybody ever gave me, I knew I could count on you for pure class even like the way you didn't gift wrap it so I could get straight into viewing
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Old 03-14-2018, 07:43 AM   #2404
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palo5 was so proud and honoured when in his late teens was invited to join "The Party" ... he saw them as always right. 2 weeks later he quit the "The Party" in disgust as he initially thought it was a Gay Swingers Party
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Old 03-14-2018, 07:50 PM   #2405
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Jenny once visited a sport's research institute where she discovered she had a eight litre lung capacity.
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Jenny once had unprocted sex with The Green Bay Packers
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Ball7 woke up with thousands of green spots on his johnson. Horrified, he ran to the doc and asked the worst: "Will it fall off?"

After amused examination The doc said: "Tell me, were you drunk cooking last night, and did the dried parsley fall down your pants?"
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No one has sex in Wisconsin. It's too cold...
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Trailmaster used to be a member of the IRA aka the Irish Radio Amateurs
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Tygrkhat40 was born with two left feet - but this hasn't stopped him from gaining fame as a back up dancer for Miley Cyrus.
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