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November 27th, 2010, 08:52 PM | #1 |
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" If Yoooooou Ruled The World ? "
Be warned beloved (And i do you know) fellow members i am drunk on Whiskey + Holsten Pils ,and currently watching James Bond pass himself off as a native Japanese by donning a badly fitting wig and bending forward slightly .
Stupid really as all he needed to do was starve some people to death and slice off a few heads Anyway i may be distracted and so write a thread of no value whatsoever Yeah guess there is a first time for everything after all Annnnnyway this is about what you`d like to do and would do if you were Emperor of this here our planet Earth Just picture it brothers An entire planet entirely under your control Would you be a bastard A saint Or just your same old F them all self Excuse me one of my personal bodyguards has just brought some more cold homemade fried chicken and coleslaw to help sober me up " Why thank you Kimberly Walsh , but next time try wearing more clothes as the sight of you naked is kinda distracting " See that`s what you can do Anything Now me i`d probably arrest every politician from this country during the last thirty years , impound both there`s and their families and friends finances ,property and possessions . Then make them all live in a Glasgow council estate. It`d be a bit like escape from New York , only with unintelligible accents , much more violence and copious amounts of deep fried short bread I`d also force this bugger to get a proper job No more thousand pound slippers , eight choices of boiled egg in the morning or having your teeth brushed for you from now on chummy So grab that fish paste sandwich (Or Camilla as i think she`s also known) and get down to the job centre pronto tonto , because there`s a shelf stacking job with your name on it Yeah your real name None of this Windsor cobblers So what would you bunch of would be global Emperors do if given the chance Oh only do try and keep it semi clean or this thread ain`t gonna last
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November 27th, 2010, 09:06 PM | #2 |
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My family has a saying/running joke. We're smart enough to take over the world but we don't because it would just be too much trouble to run it. So if I did find myself ruling the planet - I'd abdicate.
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November 27th, 2010, 09:11 PM | #3 |
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What makes You think I don't ?
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November 27th, 2010, 09:30 PM | #4 |
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Well they say, power corrupts, total power corrupts totally
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November 27th, 2010, 10:37 PM | #5 |
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Or at least the side with the lazy eye
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November 27th, 2010, 11:01 PM | #7 |
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Well obviously, after spending the day doing good for all humanity, I'd get to fuck the most beautiful women in the world. Then back to the grindstone.
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November 27th, 2010, 11:07 PM | #8 |
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If I ruled the world
First of all I'd make Greenskull my chief executioner, & then let him execute every computer hacker or anyone who's put viruses or worms onto computers. And he can kill them in anyway that he wants.
Second I'd take football & cricket off satellite tv & have it broadcast live on terrestrial channels. And last but not least all VEF members would receive knighthoods for services to the VEF. Oh yes I nearly forgot, "Teflon Tony" would be brought to justice for all of the crimes that he's committed. The price of alcohol would also be reducecd. Last edited by jokerman; November 27th, 2010 at 11:25 PM.. Reason: Alcohol |
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November 27th, 2010, 11:20 PM | #10 |
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First thing is, I would put marijuana on the all national food group charts thereby making it a required daily nutrient (for the mind of course).
Secondly, I would round up all US warmonger politicians & have them water boarded by the CIA in Guantanamo Bay (you know, since they tried to convince the world that it's not torture - no worries), before shipping them off to Abu Ghraib so that they can peer our their cell windows & see the hell they have wrought. Lastly, I would decree that women have to chase men around, instead of the other way around. Imagine if a woman had to wrack her brain to come up with an original pick-up line... Imagine if their hands got all clammy from nervousness as they approached their prey for a change . Imagine if they had drinks thrown in their face because a man didn't like the car they were driving or the money in their bank account . The possibilities are endless my brothers. |
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