Do you guys masturbate? - Page 52

**boobsville** · July 25th, 2017, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by HeeBee

Well! Three months and not a peep on this thread.

You are welcum to join Wank Club http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/t22454-wank-club.html for more active masturbation oriented action.

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Fellas - you can type with one hand!

Yes, but prefer not to. :P

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Anyway, firstly I'll share a good laugh with my fellow VEF fans.

True story - Once a buddy of time told me that he'd got to work (at his relatively new job) a bit later then his starting time.

BOSS - What time do you call this? Wanking in the shower were you?

BUDDY - What do you mean "wanking in the shower"? I'm married! I don't need to wank.

BOSS - What? How long you been married?

BUDDY - Six months.

BOSS - You'll be wanking by Christmas.

**Schenker76** · July 25th, 2017, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by HeeBee

Fellas - you can type with one hand!

Stuck with frozen shoulder so I only have one hand available to browse and/or type, I can tell you all: it sucks!!

MaxJoker · July 25th, 2017, 02:15 PM

Only on the sabbath , if there`s an F in the month and a rabbi waits in the wings in case something goes wrong

Well you try keeping safe control of something the size of a Conga Eel

An Eel , after it`s been swallowed by an adult (No relation

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**Sirch** · September 25th, 2017, 03:57 PM

Haven't gone threw the thread yet but how long do you masturbate if you currently don't have a partner? Five minutes? Twenty minutes? And hour or more?

At my age I need to masturbate for a very long time in order to get the strongest and most pleasurable ejaculation.

Average wank is 20 minutes. That's a quickie! But on my days off I'll masturbate for hours edging but not going over. On and off all day. When I'm ready to cum Its a youthful explosion.

Melchior · September 27th, 2017, 09:18 PM

Of course not mastrubation is a sin.

sandit · October 13th, 2017, 05:28 PM

...only when I'm horny!

xdemon666 · October 13th, 2017, 06:11 PM

I do.Probably shouldnt need to.Its not like I cant get any sex.My good lady is seldom not up for it.Even after all these years together,and freely admits that she actively enjoys giving head too.But still,I knock one out regularly.

**sea-man** · October 14th, 2017, 12:21 AM

Once had a boss who said to me "going for a wank" with a big grin on her face. She was a well known easy lay.

**boobsville** · October 14th, 2017, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Sirch

But on my days off I'll masturbate for hours edging but not going over. On and off all day. When I'm ready to cum Its a youthful explosion.

I think that's what it is at its best. I just wish I could do that more often... But today I can!

**bowlinggreen** · October 14th, 2017, 09:54 AM

I never masturbate. Though I do sometimes have spontaneous emissions while holding my penis and looking at pictures of naked women and moving my hand up and down in an absent-minded fashion.

A more interesting thread might ask: How often do you look at porn WITHOUT masturbating? When you are bored, but not particularly in need of emptying the epididymis, it's always fun to browse through folders of hand-picked beautiful naked women and just feast your eyes.

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September 25th, 2017, 03:57 PM	#514
Sirch Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 1,216 Thanks: 18,391 Thanked 12,680 Times in 1,147 Posts	Haven't gone threw the thread yet but how long do you masturbate if you currently don't have a partner? Five minutes? Twenty minutes? And hour or more? At my age I need to masturbate for a very long time in order to get the strongest and most pleasurable ejaculation. Average wank is 20 minutes. That's a quickie! But on my days off I'll masturbate for hours edging but not going over. On and off all day. When I'm ready to cum Its a youthful explosion. __________________ Cock A Doodle Doo!

October 13th, 2017, 05:28 PM	#516
sandit Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 8 Thanks: 12,812 Thanked 45 Times in 6 Posts	Do you guys masturbate? ...only when I'm horny!

October 13th, 2017, 06:11 PM	#517
xdemon666 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 164 Thanks: 2,443 Thanked 1,357 Times in 145 Posts	I do.Probably shouldnt need to.Its not like I cant get any sex.My good lady is seldom not up for it.Even after all these years together,and freely admits that she actively enjoys giving head too.But still,I knock one out regularly. __________________ Hotwife or bull fantasies?Send me a pm.Wife would love to read your ideas.Thats her in the avatar.

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bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,166 Times in 4,188 Posts	I never masturbate. Though I do sometimes have spontaneous emissions while holding my penis and looking at pictures of naked women and moving my hand up and down in an absent-minded fashion. A more interesting thread might ask: How often do you look at porn WITHOUT masturbating? When you are bored, but not particularly in need of emptying the epididymis, it's always fun to browse through folders of hand-picked beautiful naked women and just feast your eyes. __________________ So much porn, so little time...

September 27th, 2017, 09:18 PM	#515
Melchior Senior Member Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 220 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1,074 Times in 191 Posts	Of course not mastrubation is a sin.

October 14th, 2017, 12:21 AM	#518
sea-man Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 876 Thanks: 14,074 Thanked 6,796 Times in 833 Posts	Once had a boss who said to me "going for a wank" with a big grin on her face. She was a well known easy lay.

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