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"You have not met them yet, but my 2 kids love hiding under my bed"
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162: "Ohhh...you feel so good, mom..."
163: "What's the deal with those little bags of peanuts airlines give you?" 164: "I never thought I'd want to have sex again after my last test results!"
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165, Will you call a cab for me
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May 17th, 2009, 07:41 PM | #34 |
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166. When do we start ? Ah ... we did ... (!!!!)
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169. Wake me up when you're finished honey.
170. Your grandma was better at this than you. But then she took her teeth out to do it. 171. No, I don't need to use a condom. They said that you can only catch this once anyways. 172. Crikey, you don't sweat much for a fat lass do you? 173. Whipping out a 3 x 3 piece of plywood and breaking into a Rolf Harris impression. 174. Keep sucking love, I just need to send this text.
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175. "Could you stop that? It's raw already."
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177, Better make this quick, mom is picking me up soon
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One for the ladies:
178: Tell me when it's in, okay? (ouch )
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179, Hurry up, I need a shit
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an absolute classic not to say during sex is who farted
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