101 Things Not To Say During Sex - Page 4

Estreeter · May 17th, 2009, 02:24 PM

"You have not met them yet, but my 2 kids love hiding under my bed"

**Mr.Bungle** · May 17th, 2009, 05:29 PM

162: "Ohhh...you feel so good, mom..."
163: "What's the deal with those little bags of peanuts airlines give you?"
164: "I never thought I'd want to have sex again after my last test results!"

Estreeter · May 17th, 2009, 05:55 PM

165, Will you call a cab for me

**icu** · May 17th, 2009, 07:41 PM

166. When do we start ? Ah ... we did ... (!!!!)
167. First one, I am the winner !
168. Last one turns off the lights.

**slowdiver** · May 18th, 2009, 12:28 AM

169. Wake me up when you're finished honey.
170. Your grandma was better at this than you. But then she took her teeth out to do it.
171. No, I don't need to use a condom. They said that you can only catch this once anyways.
172. Crikey, you don't sweat much for a fat lass do you?
173. Whipping out a 3 x 3 piece of plywood and breaking into a Rolf Harris impression.
174. Keep sucking love, I just need to send this text.

**Carrot74** · May 18th, 2009, 05:10 PM

175. "Could you stop that? It's raw already."

Estreeter · May 19th, 2009, 03:03 AM

177, Better make this quick, mom is picking me up soon

**Mr.Bungle** · May 19th, 2009, 08:59 AM

One for the ladies:

178: Tell me when it's in, okay? (ouch

)

Estreeter · May 31st, 2009, 03:42 AM

179, Hurry up, I need a shit

**steve40** · May 31st, 2009, 05:19 AM

an absolute classic not to say during sex is who farted

May 17th, 2009, 02:24 PM	#31
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May 17th, 2009, 05:29 PM	#32
Mr.Bungle Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Vancouver, B.C. Posts: 4,069 Thanks: 4,274 Thanked 189,136 Times in 4,171 Posts	162: "Ohhh...you feel so good, mom..." 163: "What's the deal with those little bags of peanuts airlines give you?" 164: "I never thought I'd want to have sex again after my last test results!" __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 17th, 2009, 05:55 PM	#33
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,109 Thanks: 449,647 Thanked 896,744 Times in 60,308 Posts	165, Will you call a cab for me __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 18th, 2009, 12:28 AM	#35
slowdiver Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: North West UK Posts: 582 Thanks: 787 Thanked 17,680 Times in 563 Posts	169. Wake me up when you're finished honey. 170. Your grandma was better at this than you. But then she took her teeth out to do it. 171. No, I don't need to use a condom. They said that you can only catch this once anyways. 172. Crikey, you don't sweat much for a fat lass do you? 173. Whipping out a 3 x 3 piece of plywood and breaking into a Rolf Harris impression. 174. Keep sucking love, I just need to send this text. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 19th, 2009, 03:03 AM	#37
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,109 Thanks: 449,647 Thanked 896,744 Times in 60,308 Posts	177, Better make this quick, mom is picking me up soon __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 17th, 2009, 07:41 PM	#34
icu Ups, i did it again Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,305 Thanks: 6,077 Thanked 23,962 Times in 2,082 Posts	166. When do we start ? Ah ... we did ... (!!!!) 167. First one, I am the winner ! 168. Last one turns off the lights.

May 18th, 2009, 05:10 PM	#36
Carrot74 Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Up in the Frozen North Posts: 956 Thanks: 75,996 Thanked 9,346 Times in 954 Posts	175. "Could you stop that? It's raw already."

May 19th, 2009, 08:59 AM	#38
Mr.Bungle Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Vancouver, B.C. Posts: 4,069 Thanks: 4,274 Thanked 189,136 Times in 4,171 Posts	One for the ladies: 178: Tell me when it's in, okay? (ouch ) __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 31st, 2009, 03:42 AM	#39
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,109 Thanks: 449,647 Thanked 896,744 Times in 60,308 Posts	179, Hurry up, I need a shit __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 31st, 2009, 05:19 AM	#40
steve40 Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: here at vef Posts: 824 Thanks: 5,616 Thanked 8,815 Times in 778 Posts	an absolute classic not to say during sex is who farted

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