101 Things Not To Say During Sex - Page 159

**soulreaper** · May 9th, 2015, 02:00 PM

Ahhhh. you feel like my my ex-wife.

MaxJoker · May 9th, 2015, 02:29 PM

1574 ~ No it`s not you darling , it`s me .. Hmmm . Just can't get hard around someone who not only looks like they hit every branch on the ugly tree , but then cut it down and shoved it up their arse . Heey , why the tears baby doll ?. What did I say ?..

Estreeter · May 15th, 2015, 03:15 PM

1575 The kitchen is for you to cook in, not for me to give you 2 minutes of pleasure and myself 2 minutes of displeasure in

pgpilot · May 15th, 2015, 08:20 PM

1576 When you cum you pull the same face as your mother.

**tygrkhat40** · May 16th, 2015, 01:16 PM

1577. No, I didn't come on your back, I puked.

**andw** · May 17th, 2015, 03:57 PM

1578: no, i didn't come on your back...I've taken up pottery.

**andw** · May 17th, 2015, 03:58 PM

1579: no, I didn't come on your back...this boil needed lancing.

Estreeter · May 17th, 2015, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andw

1579: no, I didn't come on your back...

1580 Oh No, I won't come on your back, it's hairier than a gorilla's

**cuzzyman927** · May 17th, 2015, 10:53 PM

1581. Oh stop your whining I'll get to you when I've finished with your mother!

**andw** · May 18th, 2015, 12:02 PM

1582: If I said "you have a beautiful body" would you believe me, then leave?

May 9th, 2015, 02:29 PM	#1582
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,582 Times in 69,067 Posts	Sheesh, some women just can't take constructive criticism . 1574 ~ No it`s not you darling , it`s me .. Hmmm . Just can't get hard around someone who not only looks like they hit every branch on the ugly tree , but then cut it down and shoved it up their arse . Heey , why the tears baby doll ?. What did I say ?.. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 15th, 2015, 03:15 PM	#1583
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 897,037 Times in 60,347 Posts	1575 The kitchen is for you to cook in, not for me to give you 2 minutes of pleasure and myself 2 minutes of displeasure in __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 16th, 2015, 01:16 PM	#1585
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,631 Times in 9,629 Posts	1577. No, I didn't come on your back, I puked. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 17th, 2015, 10:53 PM	#1589
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,470 Times in 36,682 Posts	1581. Oh stop your whining I'll get to you when I've finished with your mother! __________________

May 9th, 2015, 02:00 PM	#1581
soulreaper Dizzy when i am stoned... Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: On the wrong side of heaven Posts: 1,643 Thanks: 21,742 Thanked 33,095 Times in 1,627 Posts	Ahhhh. you feel like my my ex-wife.

May 15th, 2015, 08:20 PM	#1584
pgpilot Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 69 Thanks: 358 Thanked 858 Times in 60 Posts	1576 When you cum you pull the same face as your mother.

May 17th, 2015, 03:57 PM	#1586
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,869 Thanks: 1,042,913 Thanked 52,330 Times in 3,826 Posts	1578: no, i didn't come on your back...I've taken up pottery.

May 17th, 2015, 03:58 PM	#1587
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,869 Thanks: 1,042,913 Thanked 52,330 Times in 3,826 Posts	1579: no, I didn't come on your back...this boil needed lancing.

May 18th, 2015, 12:02 PM	#1590
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,869 Thanks: 1,042,913 Thanked 52,330 Times in 3,826 Posts	1582: If I said "you have a beautiful body" would you believe me, then leave?