Classic porn one liners

spunkie · May 16th, 2012, 10:54 PM

Everyone has a quote that they can remember from a fav film they have seen, and I thought it might be a bit of fun to list your favourite quotes from adult variety! Two immediately spring to mind from ones ive recently seen:

From the Cockwell Inn (to Harmony Hex):

"If you want this job youd better get on your knees, its blow job; or no job" (cant remember the actors name!)

and a Suzie Best quote from her best of Suzie Best DVD:

"i'll leave the plumbing to you, you leave the fucking to me"

Just thought there might be a collection of your favs???

**KissArmy** · May 16th, 2012, 11:22 PM

From the movie Titillation: "A tit man doesn't work out of the back of a cab. A leg man maybe, but not a tit man."

(OK, that's two lines...)

**John C. Holmes** · May 17th, 2012, 03:20 AM

Deep Throat:

Mind if I smoke, while you're eating?

thyguy · May 17th, 2012, 10:09 PM

Paul Thomas: "UGH! I got all over the company jacket!"
Seka: "I got it all over my mouth."

- Rockin with Seka

**tamsmith** · June 13th, 2012, 11:15 PM

Oops sorry you will need to do that again.

flojons · June 13th, 2012, 11:26 PM

One film an 80s US porn set in the military. The senior NCO dicisplining a private was a woman, after shouting at him and and ordering him to drop his pants said:
"I suppose you want your cock sucked, soldier?"

**Sir Honkers** · June 13th, 2012, 11:44 PM

The petrol scene in Insatiable where Marilyn turns the guy's hat around and puts the hose in his mouth, telling him, 'you suck on this', before whispering, 'and I'll suck on this', as she slides down out of shot.
Not conventionally beautiful and Behind The Green Door was pretentious garbage, but god that woman was the best pornstar evar!

**billybunter** · June 14th, 2012, 02:09 AM

YES! YES! Ahhh fuck me harder.........

Goldageguy · June 14th, 2012, 03:17 AM

Lynn "Cuddles" Malone in Babyface (1977) shortly after finding her unstable mother in posession of a sharp knife that she intends to use on a guy who "attacked" (but not really) her daughter.

Delivered straight to camera Lynn says: "I've gotta stop her. She's gonna cut his cock off!"

gtos4ever · June 14th, 2012, 04:43 AM

"Hollywood makes me horney." - Christy Canyon in Holly Does Hollywood

May 16th, 2012, 10:54 PM	#1
spunkie Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 47 Thanks: 28 Thanked 593 Times in 35 Posts	Classic porn one liners Everyone has a quote that they can remember from a fav film they have seen, and I thought it might be a bit of fun to list your favourite quotes from adult variety! Two immediately spring to mind from ones ive recently seen: From the Cockwell Inn (to Harmony Hex): "If you want this job youd better get on your knees, its blow job; or no job" (cant remember the actors name!) and a Suzie Best quote from her best of Suzie Best DVD: "i'll leave the plumbing to you, you leave the fucking to me" Just thought there might be a collection of your favs???

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May 16th, 2012, 11:22 PM	#2
KissArmy Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,125 Thanks: 21,188 Thanked 12,379 Times in 1,106 Posts	From the movie Titillation: "A tit man doesn't work out of the back of a cab. A leg man maybe, but not a tit man." (OK, that's two lines...)

May 17th, 2012, 03:20 AM	#3
John C. Holmes Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 710 Thanks: 14,641 Thanked 7,450 Times in 682 Posts	Deep Throat: Mind if I smoke, while you're eating?

May 17th, 2012, 10:09 PM	#4
thyguy Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 45 Thanks: 179 Thanked 336 Times in 43 Posts	Paul Thomas: "UGH! I got all over the company jacket!" Seka: "I got it all over my mouth." - Rockin with Seka

June 13th, 2012, 11:15 PM	#5
tamsmith Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Coming close to the Slippery Slope. Posts: 7,800 Thanks: 77,915 Thanked 280,431 Times in 9,078 Posts	Oops sorry you will need to do that again.

June 13th, 2012, 11:26 PM	#6
flojons Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 64 Thanks: 3 Thanked 457 Times in 53 Posts	One film an 80s US porn set in the military. The senior NCO dicisplining a private was a woman, after shouting at him and and ordering him to drop his pants said: "I suppose you want your cock sucked, soldier?"

June 13th, 2012, 11:44 PM	#7
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,418 Thanks: 287,352 Thanked 386,918 Times in 30,374 Posts	The petrol scene in Insatiable where Marilyn turns the guy's hat around and puts the hose in his mouth, telling him, 'you suck on this', before whispering, 'and I'll suck on this', as she slides down out of shot. Not conventionally beautiful and Behind The Green Door was pretentious garbage, but god that woman was the best pornstar evar!

June 14th, 2012, 03:17 AM	#9
Goldageguy Member Join Date: May 2012 Location: Manchester, United Kindom Posts: 90 Thanks: 564 Thanked 735 Times in 79 Posts	Lynn "Cuddles" Malone in Babyface (1977) shortly after finding her unstable mother in posession of a sharp knife that she intends to use on a guy who "attacked" (but not really) her daughter. Delivered straight to camera Lynn says: "I've gotta stop her. She's gonna cut his cock off!"