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1582: If I said "you have a beautiful body" would you believe me, then leave?

1582a . I would much rather give you nasty insults, its a form of talking dirty to you, which I know you enjoy so much while we are going at it!

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May 24th, 2015, 01:15 PM	#1592
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,869 Thanks: 1,042,888 Thanked 52,322 Times in 3,826 Posts	1583: Look, we've been doing this tantric thing for hours and just like waiting for a plumber, we've been in all day and no one has come. When are we moving on to felching?

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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	1584 ~ No I`m not saying you stink .. I just like wearing nose plugs is all.. Oh and having a sick bag to hand , whenever we`re together .. Sweetie xx __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 25th, 2015, 03:58 PM	#1594
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	1585 ~ What do you mean you don't find my hands ever tightening around your throat during the act of love erotic ?. My last six girlfriends never complained . Mod rest their souls. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 26th, 2015, 02:07 AM	#1596
atbelle2005 Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 20 Thanks: 76 Thanked 215 Times in 18 Posts	Would a Proctologist exam be considered sex? If so, I wouldn't want to hear, "how does that feel?" while seeing both hands of the doctor in front of me.

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May 29th, 2015, 02:18 PM	#1598
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May 29th, 2015, 02:26 PM	#1599
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