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Old July 10th, 2017, 11:32 AM   #511
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As having been directed to the Australian POF site (By someone who shall remain blameless )
That andw, I gotta teach him manners


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At how many women are smiling in their photos for a start
Like this one




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That never happens on the British one.
We get sour faced bints instead who post photos with the intention of getting attention and then complaining about it

This one calls herself a lady and says she`s sick of the sexual content of the messages she receives.
Ask em' if they're into humour or comedy and if it's a yes tell them you're into Andrew Dice Clay But take none of his advise


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Old July 10th, 2017, 12:06 PM   #512
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Ok i admit it , lately i`ve been browsing various Online sites

Although i`m not a member of any i hasten to add

Unless you count gay ones

Hey i mean gay as in happy, like this site of ours

Anyway not being a member of those dating things naturally means at best i get to spy a half dozen crazed chicks profiles before the different sites time me out

Only some of the photos (Won`t include what they`ve written as i`d hate for anyone here to be driven to suicide in despair over the womens blinkered arrogance and demands) are sooooo fcuking deranged i felt i better start showing them.


Because what the hell does it mean

What that she likes to slide through holes

If so join the club

Yeah but first off take a more sane snap





Please feel free to do the same
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That andw, I gotta teach him manners
It`s a`the only`a way he`ll`a learn !

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Talk about excess gumm-age
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Old July 11th, 2017, 08:07 AM   #514
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Everybody remember our V.E.F Hall Of Fame cutie beauty



Well it`d seem the adorable Canadian nomad is still currently in Twickenham (A hundred and fifty six miles and loose change from where I sit) , and might even be dating
No not one of us , we should be so lucky
Somebody else , maybe.
Only thinking along those lines as she`s hidden her profile and it`s been awarded a gift from someone.
Thankfully I can still access it due to having saved it.
Hmmm thing is although hidden she has uploaded new photos.
Which you`re right , she probably wouldn't do if was seeing somebody

Anyway here are her new photos











Knowing she`s this lovely at forty five boggles the mind at how she must have looked in her twenties
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Old July 17th, 2017, 04:56 PM   #515
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Wink Do you know what I like most about dating site O`Doom women

Their lack of self awareness

Such as this girl who says she`ll only reply to messages from men with clear photos.



Sheesh.



Talk about do as I say not as I do

Mind , all bountiful boob things considered we`ll forgive her
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Old July 18th, 2017, 09:35 AM   #516
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Talk about do as I say not as I do
You got that right, attention to detail



That eye worries me

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Mind , all bountiful boob things considered we`ll forgive her
Didn't know Oprah had a white sister that ass

Like this one from downunder who likes selfies showing her butt



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Old July 18th, 2017, 01:01 PM   #517
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Like this one from downunder who likes selfies showing her butt



The zip on that skirt must have come from the planet Krypton to contain such mighty bum cheek-age

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That eye worries me
Jings you`re right Mate , she might only have the one

Which leads me to wonder if this woman has only one too



Hell eye nothing , she might have only the one leg



Because if that`s her right leg.
Check out the angle.
Checked it.
Well unless she`s an extreme contortionist , where about`s could the left leg be
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Old July 20th, 2017, 11:46 AM   #518
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Only women smothered by them



What the hell was she thinking



If they all look like the ones (As in done herself with magic marker) on her hand and wrist I shudder to imagine what the rest of her body is like.
Has such a pretty face too

Still it could always be







Oh my gawd is right



She`s only twenty four



Wonder if she`ll regret it when forty four

By the time she`s eighty four the ones having to wash her might
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By the time she`s eighty four the ones having to wash her might
Don't worry - the dirt won't show. In fact it's a very practical solution.
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Really
Nobody elarged the photo and checked out her tounge
What`s with the circles on it
Is she a Mysteron or something
Beeaaarrrkkkk

Like if she burned her tongue or get mushrooms.

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