What would you like as your epitaph ? - Page 2

MaxJoker · November 28th, 2009, 08:06 PM

" If you`re reading this why aren`t you dead yet ?, you said you couldn`t live without me "

Or for a more lighthearted touch

" Now they laid me down to rest , what i`ll miss most , your mothers breast "

**haldane4** · November 28th, 2009, 09:21 PM

Who are you looking at?

billprez · November 28th, 2009, 10:01 PM

A handjob is better than no job.

jbrodie · November 28th, 2009, 10:32 PM

The body that pleasured Caroline Easter.

**blondifan** · November 28th, 2009, 10:42 PM

Here lies
.....

Aged 109 years

"The Good Die Young"

**blondifan** · November 28th, 2009, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jbrodie

The body that pleasured Caroline Easter.

I quite like that idea. Unfortunately Confusion, will be my Epitath

I Googled this site last night http://www.webpanda.com/ponder/epitaphs.htm, which has some truley strange "real" headstones..

Including this one

Grieve not for me my husband dear.

I am not dead but sleeping here.

With patience wait - perforce to die

And in a short time you'll come to I.

(And the husband added):

I am not grieved, my dearest life.

Sleep on, I've got another wife.

Therefore, I cannot come to thee

For I must go and live with she.

I plant these shrubs upon your grave dear wife

That something on this spot may boast of life.

Shrubs must wither and all earth must rot.

Shrubs may revive, but you thank heaven will not.

Estreeter · November 30th, 2009, 01:46 PM

Smoking was a health hazard

**steve40** · November 30th, 2009, 04:34 PM

stop reading this and dig me up i aint dead yet

krustymcc · December 2nd, 2009, 03:36 AM

Yeah, yeah, stop nagging me - I'll do it in a minute!

**DTravel** · December 2nd, 2009, 06:07 AM

"Buried an empty coffin here because we couldn't find the body."

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November 28th, 2009, 09:21 PM	#12
haldane4 Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: 1977 Posts: 598 Thanks: 3,187 Thanked 7,055 Times in 592 Posts	Who are you looking at?

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blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 54,999 Thanked 60,209 Times in 4,401 Posts	Here lies ..... Aged 109 years "The Good Die Young"

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