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"Death Proof" too, for me it was just very dull and stupid movie.
My all-time crap movie classic is 90 minutes of boredom, "Gone in 60 seconds". I´m just happy that I´m not so deep in the swamp of "vintage/retro cool" that I would have to like this "cult" film, for the sake of pop-cultural, artsy-fartsy "credibility". Still have an old VHS copy of it with finnish subtitles, must be worth of fortune nowadays har-har! I love old action movies but "Gone in 60 Seconds" by H.B. Halicki is just bad, no matter how cool looking cars there are or how stupid sunglasses and hairstyles you may spot from it.
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February 21st, 2009, 04:57 PM | #12 |
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It's a toss up between:
1) The Party at Kitty and Stud's (The Sylvester Stallone "porn" flick, which -if memory serves- was, an hour and a half of dry humping and naked dancing, and maybe 30 anticlimactic seconds of the Italian Stallion's wiener. If I had balls, they would have been blue by the end of that movie. However, it did add "I'll be velvet mouthed on your shank of love" to my verbal repertoire, for which I'm eternally grateful). and 2) a cinematic abortion known as "Ax 'Em." The latter I will offer no explanation for, lest I develop earth-shattering PTSD. Last edited by Drella; February 21st, 2009 at 05:11 PM.. |
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February 27th, 2009, 12:36 AM | #13 |
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Crystal Skull is complete Kaka...worst thing Spielberg has ever done.
Eraserhead?? Brilliant! Grindhouse.......meant to be shite.....with a modern twist! I personally loved 'em both......Stuntman Mike rules..... |
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February 27th, 2009, 06:40 AM | #14 |
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Paris Hilton - as an actress ?
Saw some awful (think it was supposed to be a horror film), featuring the Hilton Hieress a while back. It was so forgettable and unforgiveable that I refused to remember the name ...? (Edit: it was "the House of Wax")
And I actually like her appearance.. Guess what I really want to see is her relentlessly gangbanged by a bunch of ravenous dinosaurs. That I'd pay to see. Last edited by blondifan; July 5th, 2013 at 02:15 PM.. Reason: remembered the movie title |
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February 27th, 2009, 12:31 PM | #15 |
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Considering the budget available
Considering the budget available
Pearl Harbour Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End |
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Two nominations:
Damnation Alley http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviere...ion_alley.html Neck in Neck with Battlefield Earth Damnation Alley because it ruined a perfectly good date in the late 70's. Battlefield Earth because it proved a bad book will almost always beget a bad movie(Confirmed by the Da Vinci Code). |
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Battlefield Earth is funnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! It should be made compulsory for criminals to have to watch it 4 or 5 times a day. That'll bring re-offending down. Really bad movies - Scorpius Giganticus and Night Of The Sharks stand out as complete and utter crap but I love a lot of bad movies anyway. |
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I thought: "Children of men", the one with Clive Owen in, to be particularly stupid; I don't know why, I just really disliked that film.
Good call on Damnation Alley. Reaaaally bad film. |
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Completely know what you mean , maybe it's because the hyped film briefly seemed to have something going for it what with the stated concept and when the leader woman was killed and it turned out it was done by her own people.But then it turned into a total mess and with an ending that was more laughable than poignant , total waste of time and budget Another waste of time was American Psycho 2 , a bland worthless sequel to a terrific film, in fact if you watch it and take any of it to heart it totally ruins the first films finale !. Was it a comedy or was it a horror ?, and what the Trek was William Shatner doing in it ???
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Ok here's one I really did not like - HOSTEL.
I love horror movies, they account for a large part of my DVD's so I am not anti-horror by any means but Hostel is total crap. |
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