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July 6th, 2018, 11:59 PM | #3191 |
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Nights ago I was desperately sleepless, it was about 3 a.m., so I called trailmaster and he started reading by phone a tale he wrote about Estreeter. Three lines later I was sleeping like a log.
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July 7th, 2018, 01:04 PM | #3192 |
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Mal Hombre's avatar is "The Shadow" a strange vigilante man who hunts the bad guys by night.He does not have super powers , but a whole bunch of more supernatural type powers, such as mastery of telepathy, genius, ability to cloud the mind's of others, hypnotic abilities, can use any weapon, fly any aircraft,master of martial arts, others. Mal Hombre on the other hand is nothing like his hero. He is only 3 feet tall, overweight, has club feet, a nose as long as pinocchio, and a face that would cause a woman to scream in fright and die of a heart attack! Mal Hombre's one great asset is he has a 15 inch long, 3 inch wide cock. Mal Hombre wears a mask and goes out at night to hunt women, and despite his size and deformities is able because of special pheromones(chemicals in his skin that cause women to feel a super strong sexual desire) to get any women he wants,and they do anything he wants, as long as he does not take off his mask. Once while in bed Mal Hombre's mask fell off and his lady of the night saw his real face and died with him still inside her. When she died her pussy contracted and Mal Hombre had difficulty getting out of her, but eventually did. Mal Hombre just deposits the bodies in a city dumpster. Ho Hum!
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July 7th, 2018, 01:49 PM | #3193 | |
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palo5 KNows I have a semi Croat background and since Russia are playing Croatia in the World Cup a little later on He sent me a nice PM .....
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July 7th, 2018, 11:36 PM | #3194 |
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Wendigo's testament is ready at long last. He named his sole heir palo5 who'll inherit a million of the most varied species of used condoms.
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July 8th, 2018, 05:26 AM | #3195 |
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Greenman got his fly caught in a hipster
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July 8th, 2018, 06:03 AM | #3196 |
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Estreeter keeps his animal porn on a flash drive for quick disposal. One day he was visited by the cops, and he flushed the drive down the WC. Later he realized that he'd flushed the flash drive containing all his laundered money in bitcoin, and the animal porn was still on his desk
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July 8th, 2018, 09:00 AM | #3197 |
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palo5 Climbed the Sydney Harbour Bridge, got to the top, declared his love for Australia and Australians ... Then jerked off
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July 8th, 2018, 04:02 PM | #3198 |
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Lagerlout just finished his third tour of duty in Venice. He saw a lot of action with the town hookers.
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brecht Always wanted to be a musician, recently he put together a band that plays only 70's porno style music
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lagerlout pees on expensive autos on his way home. Sometimes he poos in them, if they are left-open convertibles
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