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Old December 20th, 2017, 03:11 AM   #4731
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Is Diddy on Diddy Action with the Missus a whole new niche?
If you got a massive set of Mannaries and your Lady Wife has got this cocktail sausage of a clitoris ....is a diddy wank possible?
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Not sure if this helps but a Kransky Sausage is always a reasonable substitute for a dildo

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Did he/she/it ever do anal???????

You guys had to start............ now look.
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Old December 20th, 2017, 03:27 AM   #4732
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You guys had to start............ now look.
Now hear ....

An Erotica (filthy porn ) movie recorded in 5.1 digital dolby surround sound,

Play that, open up the windows, crank the amp up to 10 maximum bass and let the neighbours listen at 2 AM
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Old December 20th, 2017, 03:30 AM   #4733
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Not sure if this helps but a Kransky Sausage is always a reasonable substitute for a dildo
No matter how big my Man Boobs are I just cant see myself getting off on diddy wanking a Kransky Sausage,the smell of vinegar and pork matted into my chest hair....
Pfft on the upside I wake up and there smeared all over me is breakfast in bed
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Old December 20th, 2017, 09:51 PM   #4734
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No matter how big my Man Boobs are I just cant see myself getting off on diddy wanking a Kransky Sausage,the smell of vinegar and pork matted into my chest hair....
Pfft on the upside I wake up and there smeared all over me is breakfast in bed
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What incident are we talking about???
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Greetings
your images are gone , can you re-up them ?
let me know
Thanks NPJ

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Old December 21st, 2017, 08:01 AM   #4735
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Old December 23rd, 2017, 05:38 AM   #4736
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