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Old May 12th, 2009, 09:53 PM   #111
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"They said that if I held this ID card against my crotch the door would open, really they told me that in Security!"

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"Hold still...I've almost got my keys"
Oh great, she's got a case of crabs again and I got to chase the little fuckers!

The woman bent over is thinking, "Oh God I've got to fart so bad!"
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Old May 13th, 2009, 10:24 PM   #113
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This is what happens if you are a witch and have had too much
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Oh my god !! Yes Yes Yes !! keep going lizard lips !!
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"Hey Frank, We've been screwed! This doesn't look like no cat dude!"
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Almost out of hope, Joan waited patiently, hoping the chameleons would lure the snake out.
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Let's just grease that baby up and the Doctor will be in soon!

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try this:

New act for Cirque Du Soliel!

Actually she's a Olympic High Diver in training and she needed a springboard.
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Come on, wake up, guys, and look more closely.

It's just somebody having a LOT of fun with Photoshop.
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Okay gang go after this pic!



Are you sure you didn't pinch my ass?

I'm looking for the soap you idiot!

I have got to fart so bad!

You know, I though I felt something soft and squishy there for a moment!
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When you said he could come buckets, I thought you meant metaphorically!
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Okay gang go after this pic!

So Charles,what was your secret,that I had to wait till our honeymoon to find out?

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