Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 122

**pharoahegypt** · November 11th, 2017, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Applying sunblock is no guarantee against harmful rays ,

Just ask Steve Irwin.

What's the difference between a dead deer and a dead Muslim on the road ? ,

There are skid marks in front of the deer where the car tried to break.

Do you know why the new pound coin has twelve sides ? ,

So with the help of a spanner it can be extracted from a Jew`s grip.

My Pakistani-Muslim co-worker says you're a sick bastard....

But he added.... "What do you call a one legged Sikh trying to stand up straight?" ..... "Balan Singh"

**AmateurEmale** · November 13th, 2017, 12:56 PM

Q. How is Donald Trump like a pregnancy?

A. Nine months and he's ready to DROP! (i.e. on North Korea...)

**AmateurEmale** · November 13th, 2017, 07:18 PM

Q. What's the difference between a Jew's harp and a Jew's organ?

A. The Jew's organ can be circumcised.

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Q. Did you hear about the spade who had sex in a tool shed?

A. He got wit all dem hoes...

**AmateurEmale** · November 13th, 2017, 07:22 PM

The Emperor of China was looking for a new master swordsman, better than any other.

He held an audience with a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai.

The Japanese samurai cut a fly in half with one stroke, killing it instantly.

The Chinese samurai cut another fly in half with one stroke, killing it instantly also.

The Jewish samurai made six strokes, and did not kill the fly; it was still buzzing around.

Then the Emperor asked the Jew: "Why did you not kill the fly?"

The Jew responded: "The purpose of circumcision is not to kill..."

**AmateurEmale** · November 13th, 2017, 07:23 PM

Q. How do you tell a Christian from a Jew on a golf course?

A. The Christian says "FORE", and the Jew says "$3.99"...

MaxJoker · November 15th, 2017, 01:10 PM

Grrrrrrr I`m not saying my six year old daughter already takes after her mother ,

Butt if she complains one more time about me anally knife raping her !

MaxJoker · November 24th, 2017, 03:59 PM

Can't help feeling jealous of Oscar Pistorius ,

Never having to worry about getting athletes foot plus finding a successful method to stop a woman nagging.

**bp666** · November 25th, 2017, 12:49 AM

I saw a dwarf walking out of an electronics store carrying a flat screen TV.
I asked him, "Are you going to be able to carry that TV by yourself?"
He screamed back, " Fuck you! It's an iPad!"

**otokonomidori** · November 27th, 2017, 08:41 AM

Q; How do you stop five black guys raping a white girl?

A: Give them a basketball.

**Mal Hombre** · November 28th, 2017, 06:23 PM

My Great Grandfather was brought up by cannibals,I think They didn't cook Him properly..

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November 13th, 2017, 12:56 PM	#1212
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	Q. How is Donald Trump like a pregnancy? A. Nine months and he's ready to *DROP!* (i.e. on North Korea...)

November 13th, 2017, 07:18 PM	#1213
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	Q. What's the difference between a Jew's harp and a Jew's organ? A. The Jew's organ can be circumcised. ----- Q. Did you hear about the spade who had sex in a tool shed? A. He got wit all dem hoes...

November 13th, 2017, 07:22 PM	#1214
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	The Emperor of China was looking for a new master swordsman, better than any other. He held an audience with a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai. The Japanese samurai cut a fly in half with one stroke, killing it instantly. The Chinese samurai cut another fly in half with one stroke, killing it instantly also. The Jewish samurai made six strokes, and did not kill the fly; it was still buzzing around. Then the Emperor asked the Jew: "Why did you not kill the fly?" The Jew responded: "The purpose of circumcision is not to kill..."

November 13th, 2017, 07:23 PM	#1215
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	Q. How do you tell a Christian from a Jew on a golf course? A. The Christian says "FORE", and the Jew says "$3.99"...

November 25th, 2017, 12:49 AM	#1218
bp666 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,073 Thanks: 77,520 Thanked 14,184 Times in 1,074 Posts	I saw a dwarf walking out of an electronics store carrying a flat screen TV. I asked him, "Are you going to be able to carry that TV by yourself?" He screamed back, " Fuck you! It's an iPad!"

November 27th, 2017, 08:41 AM	#1219
otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,316 Thanks: 39,023 Thanked 122,410 Times in 8,316 Posts	Q; How do you stop five black guys raping a white girl? A: Give them a basketball.