Some Bad News.

High Plainsman · October 8th, 2011, 02:03 AM

I have become very sick. I am sorry to disgust you with this personal news.

I went to two Endocrinologists and two Urologists and they say I have been sterile all of my life, since I became sexually active with women.

The problem is I broke all records with a superhuman power. I was diagnosed with Hyperspermia and Hypersemenia which means excessive sperm and semen. The normal amout is 7 to 10 CC of Sperm mixed with semen. The record until I broke it was 17 CC. I can emit 40 CC of Semen with sperm.
I can also ejaculate farther than anyone else. I measured one cumshot at 35 feet away. I used to have cob webs on the opposite wall in my old bedroom with smegma hanging from them.

Because there is too much semen to sperm ratio, I could never get a woman pregnant.

That means the only way to have me a baby offspring is to have myself cloned.

That can cost 50,000 to 150,000 to do. Cloning Human Beings in America is now illegal. Not so in other nations.

There is no surgery or therapy that can cure my birth defect. I am afraid of surgery or Brachiotherapy and TUNA and Cryosurgery and in London the have a cure for Prostate cancer and swelling using Ultrasound.

**otokonomidori** · October 8th, 2011, 02:22 AM

Buy a bucket and a mop.

MisterMacky · October 8th, 2011, 02:25 AM

What the fuck are you talking about?

**otokonomidori** · October 8th, 2011, 03:32 AM

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What the fuck are you talking about?

Assuming he's not taking the piss [although I'm certain he is] I think he's telling us he has got a surfeit of spunk. Unusual on this forum I reckon where most are overdrawn at the sperm bank.

MaxJoker · October 8th, 2011, 03:46 AM

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I have become very sick.

Well you`re a member here so that`s a given.

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I am sorry to disgust you with this personal news.

Don't be sorry , i do it all the time .

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I could never get a woman pregnant.

What about a goat ?

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That means the only way to have me a baby offspring is to have myself cloned.

How much would something like that cost as i`d chip in, because the world really needs more of your kind

Hmmmm only i am currently broke

If you want offspring right away you could always adopt a child.

Then have it lobotomized so it takes after you

Estreeter · October 8th, 2011, 03:49 AM

I didn't know what to do with this thread when I 1st saw it....but there's other threads on here that really, umm, best I say nothing

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That means the only way to have me a baby offspring is to have myself cloned.

I'm in the same boat, I can't have kids, maybe for the better

, but I'd never clone myself.

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I can also ejaculate farther than anyone else. I measured one cumshot at 35 feet away.

Are you an elephant

**Warren G** · October 8th, 2011, 06:28 AM

Hyperspermia?

What the fuck are you talkin' about!!!

Hey...that's a gift! (I'm feeling a little wet myself)!

(Forget I just said that.)

But hey...let's turn this sperm into a positive...

There's a place outside Los Angeles called the San Fernando Valley. Go there! Now! You'll make a freakin' fortune, you mook!

"You outta' be in pictures".....

**otokonomidori** · October 8th, 2011, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Warren G

Hyperspermia?

I thought that was what old people died of in the winter till I read this thread.

**TCO95** · October 8th, 2011, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by High Plainsman

I used to have cob webs on the opposite wall in my old bedroom with smegma hanging from them.

Poor spiders! What did they ever do to you?

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I can also ejaculate farther than anyone else. I measured one cumshot at 35 feet away.

You measured it!

What did everyone else on the train think you were doing?
Please stay at least 40 feet away from me. Thank you.

High Plainsman · October 16th, 2011, 04:04 PM

You do not want to hear about the time I messed up a Pan Am 747 toilet.

October 8th, 2011, 02:03 AM	#1
High Plainsman Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 28 Thanks: 32 Thanked 406 Times in 22 Posts	Some Bad News. I have become very sick. I am sorry to disgust you with this personal news. I went to two Endocrinologists and two Urologists and they say I have been sterile all of my life, since I became sexually active with women. The problem is I broke all records with a superhuman power. I was diagnosed with Hyperspermia and Hypersemenia which means excessive sperm and semen. The normal amout is 7 to 10 CC of Sperm mixed with semen. The record until I broke it was 17 CC. I can emit 40 CC of Semen with sperm. I can also ejaculate farther than anyone else. I measured one cumshot at 35 feet away. I used to have cob webs on the opposite wall in my old bedroom with smegma hanging from them. Because there is too much semen to sperm ratio, I could never get a woman pregnant. That means the only way to have me a baby offspring is to have myself cloned. That can cost 50,000 to 150,000 to do. Cloning Human Beings in America is now illegal. Not so in other nations. There is no surgery or therapy that can cure my birth defect. I am afraid of surgery or Brachiotherapy and TUNA and Cryosurgery and in London the have a cure for Prostate cancer and swelling using Ultrasound.

October 8th, 2011, 02:22 AM	#2
otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,316 Thanks: 39,023 Thanked 122,410 Times in 8,316 Posts	Buy a bucket and a mop.

October 8th, 2011, 02:25 AM	#3
MisterMacky Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 573 Thanks: 1,529 Thanked 4,514 Times in 537 Posts	What the fuck are you talking about?

October 8th, 2011, 06:28 AM	#7
Warren G Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,473 Thanks: 5,632 Thanked 32,250 Times in 1,479 Posts	Hyperspermia? What the fuck are you talkin' about!!! Hey...that's a gift! (I'm feeling a little wet myself)! (Forget I just said that.) But hey...let's turn this sperm into a positive... There's a place outside Los Angeles called the San Fernando Valley. Go there! Now! You'll make a freakin' fortune, you mook! "You outta' be in pictures".....

October 16th, 2011, 04:04 PM	#10
High Plainsman Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 28 Thanks: 32 Thanked 406 Times in 22 Posts	You do not want to hear about the time I messed up a Pan Am 747 toilet.