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December 10th, 2017, 11:53 PM | #12881 |
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Here are three bands that should never, ever play any concert venue or record any music:
Michael Bolt-Thrower (combination of jazz and death metal) Motley Cure (anagram of original name, no umlauts...) Pantera Bread (The Great Southern Breadkill?) ----- Here is a great name for a cover band who excel at playing '80s hard rock: Widesnake (male enhancement necessary for the extra girth...) |
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December 12th, 2017, 01:22 PM | #12882 |
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I called next door to ask the old lady that lives there how she was getting on with her recently fitted stair-lift. “I’m not happy” she replied. ....”In fact, it’s driving me up the wall”
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December 12th, 2017, 01:55 PM | #12883 |
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What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
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December 12th, 2017, 04:32 PM | #12884 |
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December 12th, 2017, 10:07 PM | #12885 |
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Speaking of Donald Trump:
Q. What are Donald Trump's favorite fantasy creatures? A. The troll and the Grand Dragon... |
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December 13th, 2017, 02:24 AM | #12886 |
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December 13th, 2017, 03:05 AM | #12887 |
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Clarification of what I said
@effCup: What I meant was that the Russian trolls hacked the election so that he could win, and a few Grand Dragons from you-know-what-organization [it starts with "Ku"...] endorsed Donald Trump. (David Duke and Thomas Robb are two of these alt-right individuals.)
----- Q. What happens when the Democratic candidate defeats Roy Moore? A. The American people will then hear about Roy less... [True story; my parents were watching FOX News, and they reported that Roy was officially beaten by the Democrat.] |
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December 13th, 2017, 05:17 AM | #12888 |
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Yeah, my "joke" wasn't quite the same as yours. I was saying: his favourite person is himself, but it's a fantasy not his real self. & he's a (e.g. twit) troll. /shrug/
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December 16th, 2017, 05:28 PM | #12889 |
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Three Holy Men and a Bear
A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi were sitting around drinking coffee. Someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard, a real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another, and they decided that each would find a bear and attempt to convert it to their religion. Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experiences. Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling and had various bandages on his body and limbs, spoke first. Well, he said,'I went into the woods to find a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear came after me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb.' Reverend Billy Bob the Baptist spoke next. He was in a wheelchair and had an IV drip. 'I went out and found me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from the Bible! But that bear came after me. We wrestled down one hill, until we came to a creek. So I quickly dunked him and baptized his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. The Priest and the Reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and out of him. The Rabbi looked up and said: "Looking back on it, circumcision might not have been the best way to start..."
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Barack Obama's oldest daughter is living the teenage life.
She smokes, drinks, french kisses boys and has joined the KKK |
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