Bored with porn - Page 3

**Jeff Vader** · April 2nd, 2009, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by BigBucket

American porn has become boring in the 21st century. The girls are all blimp enhanced, tattooed smothered mingers with enough embedded metal in them to set off a beach full of mines.

Its the same positions, over and again and it all seems to be anal now. In fact i go as far as to say i think that its more anal now than normal vaginal sex. I'm not a big fan of anal IMHO and (to pardon the pun) its shoved down out throats.

Also the girls look bored as if, "hey its a job..."

I don't like contemporary US porn at the moment.

I'm going back to natural-looking women. Women who look like they might live in your building, not these "blimp enhanced, tattooed smothered mingers with enough embedded metal in them to set off a beach full of mines." as you so quaintly put it.

Women like Chole Vevrier. Natural, normal looking. Women who look like they are enjoying it like Gianna Michaels.

TrekkieMonster · April 2nd, 2009, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeff Vader

I'm going back to natural-looking women. Women who look like they might live in your building, not these "blimp enhanced, tattooed smothered mingers with enough embedded metal in them to set off a beach full of mines." as you so quaintly put it.

A natural look is so much better than the atrocities you mention above. Call me old fashioned, but I don't like my art on skin and Mother Nature supplied the human body with the right number of holes. No need to litter it with more.

Need more tease and less sleaze. Peeling away the layers should be part of the fun.

diane69 · April 2nd, 2009, 08:24 PM

I despise tattoos on women. I have never seen one that enhanced her beauty, but seen plenty that make me want to hurl. Similarly with piercings although they don't annoy me so much if there's only a few.

**Jeff Vader** · April 2nd, 2009, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by TrekkieMonster

A natural look is so much better than the atrocities you mention above. Call me old fashioned, but I don't like my art on skin and Mother Nature supplied the human body with the right number of holes. No need to litter it with more.

Need more tease and less sleaze. Peeling away the layers should be part of the fun.

as Homer Simpson would say YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS !!

**Jeff Vader** · April 2nd, 2009, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by diane69

I despise tattoos on women. I have never seen one that enhanced her beauty, but seen plenty that make me want to hurl. Similarly with piercings although they don't annoy me so much if there's only a few.

It depends on the tattoo, where it is and how big it is. I don't mind something small, tasteful and not garishly coloured, but not on their boobs or upper arms. Oh and no tramp stamps either please.

If you've even seen LA Ink on Discovery there is a tattooist called Kat von D who IMO is quite pretty, some of her tattoos are nice, but she has them EVERYWHERE. Arms, legs, fingers, neck, back - too much for me.

**BigBucket** · April 3rd, 2009, 08:57 AM

I dont disagree with Tatoos its just something about them on women that just-for me- doesnt work.

It looks well. Cheap

Look at Tera Patrick, amazing looking woman, beautiful. What has she done to herself? Fuck me a tragedy, but if she's happy who am i to judge. Still lost a fan in me sad to say.

**Bovon** · April 3rd, 2009, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by BigBucket

I dont disagree with Tatoos its just something about them on women that just-for me- doesnt work. It looks well. Cheap.

Just a slight digression. When I first started work, a lot of the blokes were WWII veterans, and a lot of them had (foolishly?) had Tats. So now that they were moving into their 40s/50s (and even older in some cases) - well, ever seen tattoos on wrinkly skin??

Fallsview · April 4th, 2009, 04:12 AM

What about bringing back movies and story lines to porn ? We're bored not because all of the videos are pure sex !! No buildup or fantasy at all ... just rough and degrading crap ... and there seems to be an immature fraternity theme to a lot of them.

There are some attempts at it now... like the Naughty America series... but there's always a flaw somewhere.... nice girl / ugly guy .... nice guy / ugly girl ... good girl / bad acting... bad sets / ridiculous storyline ... it doesn't turn you on!

Back in the 80's / 90's there used to be beautiful natural looking women with Peter North, Rocco, Randy Spears ... nice couples... and about 7 or 8 scenes for a 90 minute video... perfect balance, no overexposure in one area of the other.... keeps you going.... and the fantasy storylines were great.... do it in an elevator, at the restaurant, at work.... it was exciting, sensual and erotic !!

No comparison now..... gone are the glory days !!

**Cheekymonkey** · April 6th, 2009, 07:43 PM

Yeah, what's with all that spitting? Definitely a turn-off. Why old school porn was better was because it was shot on celluloid which was 'warmer' than video and digital but more importantly because the women actually enjoyed it. It has become more sterile, animalistic, aggressive and dispassionate, and therefore boring.

**zab79** · April 7th, 2009, 01:32 PM

All of the below should be considered 'fetish' but instead its considered the 'norm' in modern porn. Honestly, I can't understand how these have become so mainstream - Seriously, who actually really likes all this shit?

Fake tits
Shaved pussy
Piercings
OTT fake screaming
Ass to mouth
Extreme roughness
Fugly women
Tramp stamps
Anal pounding

Really sad that modern British porn is becoming more and more like the bland US and Eurocrap stuff

April 4th, 2009, 04:12 AM	#28
Fallsview Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 23 Thanks: 89 Thanked 155 Times in 16 Posts	bring back good storylines What about bringing back movies and story lines to porn ? We're bored not because all of the videos are pure sex !! No buildup or fantasy at all ... just rough and degrading crap ... and there seems to be an immature fraternity theme to a lot of them. There are some attempts at it now... like the Naughty America series... but there's always a flaw somewhere.... nice girl / ugly guy .... nice guy / ugly girl ... good girl / bad acting... bad sets / ridiculous storyline ... it doesn't turn you on! Back in the 80's / 90's there used to be beautiful natural looking women with Peter North, Rocco, Randy Spears ... nice couples... and about 7 or 8 scenes for a 90 minute video... perfect balance, no overexposure in one area of the other.... keeps you going.... and the fantasy storylines were great.... do it in an elevator, at the restaurant, at work.... it was exciting, sensual and erotic !! No comparison now..... gone are the glory days !!

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April 2nd, 2009, 08:24 PM	#23
diane69 Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 38 Thanks: 90 Thanked 325 Times in 34 Posts	I despise tattoos on women. I have never seen one that enhanced her beauty, but seen plenty that make me want to hurl. Similarly with piercings although they don't annoy me so much if there's only a few.

April 3rd, 2009, 08:57 AM	#26
BigBucket Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The United Kingdom of Oppressed Peoples. Posts: 783 Thanks: 5,453 Thanked 11,404 Times in 770 Posts	I dont disagree with Tatoos its just something about them on women that just-for me- doesnt work. It looks well. Cheap Look at Tera Patrick, amazing looking woman, beautiful. What has she done to herself? Fuck me a tragedy, but if she's happy who am i to judge. Still lost a fan in me sad to say.

April 6th, 2009, 07:43 PM	#29
Cheekymonkey Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Wherever I Lay My Toupee Posts: 694 Thanks: 3,062 Thanked 14,873 Times in 686 Posts	Yeah, what's with all that spitting? Definitely a turn-off. Why old school porn was better was because it was shot on celluloid which was 'warmer' than video and digital but more importantly because the women actually enjoyed it. It has become more sterile, animalistic, aggressive and dispassionate, and therefore boring.

April 7th, 2009, 01:32 PM	#30
zab79 Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 540 Thanks: 8,821 Thanked 33,418 Times in 528 Posts	All of the below should be considered 'fetish' but instead its considered the 'norm' in modern porn. Honestly, I can't understand how these have become so mainstream - Seriously, who actually really likes all this shit? Fake tits Shaved pussy Piercings OTT fake screaming Ass to mouth Extreme roughness Fugly women Tramp stamps Anal pounding Really sad that modern British porn is becoming more and more like the bland US and Eurocrap stuff