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**DTravel** · July 20th, 2018, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr Pepper

Doesn't the one cancel the other? leaving you as a....???....category neutral?

That would be a double negative.

Estreeter · July 20th, 2018, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by bloke57

They could not call it the "Penis Van Lesbian" show I'm guessing.

Well, If I were Ma and Pa Van Dyke, I'd have changed Dicks name legally to .... Cock Van Fag .... sounds almost Vietnamese

The Cock Van Fag Show

I'd watch it

**bloke57** · July 20th, 2018, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

.... Cock Van Fag ....

I'm sure I've ordered that in a Thai restaurant...along with the kow pat poo.

**Reclaimedwg** · July 20th, 2018, 11:44 AM

Duck boat capsizes on Missouri lake; multiple casualties reported

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/07/20...-reported.html

I have never heard of Duck Boat until today.

According to WIKI:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck_tour

The one that sunk had 30 people on it including children. There were lifejackets available, not sure if there were enough for all 30 people plus the crew but it doesn't matter because no one was wearing any anyway.

There is no way you are getting me on that thing. From looking at the photo on the FOX news page I posted above and on the WIKI page, most of them look like a bus converted to a boat!

I bet an old cast iron bathtub will float better than those Duck Boats!

Estreeter · July 20th, 2018, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by bloke57

I'm sure I've ordered that in a Thai restaurant...along with the kow pat poo.

Wow !!! sounds as good as Kat Kum soup

MaxJoker · July 20th, 2018, 01:35 PM

If sixty in year terms is the new forty , could thirty stones be the new fifteen

**blondifan** · July 20th, 2018, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

... could thirty stones be the new fifteen

Only if they're not someone elses.

We don't want our pornstars getting too big.

MaxJoker · July 20th, 2018, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by blondifan

We don't want our pornstars getting too big.

Jings Mate

Leave Greenman outta this

**tygrkhat40** · July 22nd, 2018, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by SanteeFats

Ya know the only time I saw my dad in a tux was at his wedding.

The only time I ever saw my dad in a tux was at my sister's wedding. I've worn a tux three different times. And my sister's wedding was not one of them.

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Umm, Is it just me or that thinks the name is a little strange

Dick and Dyke

Don't seem to go together

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Originally Posted by bloke57

They could not call it the "Penis Van Lesbian" show I'm guessing.

A private joke among the cast was calling the show "The Penis Van Lesbian Show."

**risen** · July 22nd, 2018, 02:31 PM

I used to work with a chap named Dick Curry.

Which is incidentally the least appetising meal at my local Indian restaurant.

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Reclaimedwg Vintage Member Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 3,414 Thanks: 7,709 Thanked 26,946 Times in 3,089 Posts	Duck boat capsizes on Missouri lake; multiple casualties reported http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/07/20...-reported.html I have never heard of Duck Boat until today. According to WIKI: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck_tour The one that sunk had 30 people on it including children. There were lifejackets available, not sure if there were enough for all 30 people plus the crew but it doesn't matter because no one was wearing any anyway. There is no way you are getting me on that thing. From looking at the photo on the FOX news page I posted above and on the WIKI page, most of them look like a bus converted to a boat! I bet an old cast iron bathtub will float better than those Duck Boats!

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risen Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Stuck in the middle Posts: 1,100 Thanks: 68,798 Thanked 15,539 Times in 1,092 Posts	I used to work with a chap named Dick Curry. Which is incidentally the least appetising meal at my local Indian restaurant.