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July 17th, 2017, 10:04 PM | #1 |
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Pussy farts . Do you enjoy them ?
I was going to call this fanny farts but that might have confused our American friends .
Do you enjoy them or do they put you off ? When I first started shagging birds they were off putting ( women's naughty bits are quite strange at first )but I quite look forward to them now ( on the rare occasion I get a fuck ) Love it ! I well pumped it full of air ! |
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July 18th, 2017, 04:02 PM | #2 | |
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July 18th, 2017, 04:06 PM | #3 |
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Great to see someone is raising the tone of the forum.
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July 18th, 2017, 04:26 PM | #4 |
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Hey look on the bright side, at least they're a fart you or the dog can't be blamed for
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July 18th, 2017, 09:06 PM | #5 |
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The Head Girl at my wife's school could make her fanny fart at will. I still (forty years later) can't look at this person without laughing.
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August 2nd, 2017, 06:54 PM | #6 |
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I've noticed that it doesn't fart anything like as powerfully after they've dropped a couple of brats!
So ladies - if you want to retain your fanny farting powers opt for a Caesarean delivery. |
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August 10th, 2017, 07:45 PM | #7 |
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Or stay on the pill, it's a lot cheaper and much less hassle in the long run.
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July 12th, 2018, 09:50 AM | #8 |
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Enjoy The first time I shagged a girl I was disconcerted by but not put off by the squelching - I think I'd expected fucking to be a noise-free process, probably picked up from seeing unrealistic faked sex in 70s TV dramas - but I quickly came to enjoy the squelchings and the fanny farts. They not only add to the physicality, they get that luscious lubricious fanny perfume circulating.
I don't have any kids and I've had only two women who had had kids, one in her mid-forties who had had one boy, one who was 57 and had birthed two big lads a quarter of a century before and was past menopause but on HRT and both of them squelched and quacked nicely
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July 21st, 2018, 10:57 PM | #9 |
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Love em, had a couple of girlfriends who have queefed deliciously.
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July 22nd, 2018, 04:57 AM | #10 |
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Love'em too! I find it a lot more enjoyable when doing it doggy style.
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