Where's my damn sexbot? - Page 3

**Sir Honkers** · February 8th, 2015, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

If the robot screamed and all that, would it be considered fake

Why not? Real women do it all the time.

**Sir Honkers** · February 8th, 2015, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Historian

You just have two, then they can clean each other up in a suitably entertaining style....

This is why I think the human race will ultimately survive. No matter how serious the problem, some cleverclogs will come up with an ingenious solution.

~~bigtrain45~~ · February 9th, 2015, 02:19 AM

Since we've drifted off into the faked orgasm issue, here's a hilarious clip on the issue from SCTV's Andrea Martin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p0vkxsfLUU

**deepsepia** · February 9th, 2015, 11:33 AM

Hey, we're almost there.

Just announced that the "Hen-na Hotel" is opening in Japan, staffed by robots.

Given that Japan has managed to lap their sometime Axis stablemates Germany in Internet rules 34 & 35, I think everyone understands that the aim of this experiment ain't to check you in.

In from the Land of the Rising Sun that the genius invention, home of the "love hotel" and the "robot hotel", can we be more than a heartbeat away from a robot love hotel?

Coming soon in the Phillip K Dick remake, "Do Androids blur their electric pubes"

~~bigtrain45~~ · February 11th, 2015, 11:11 PM

Does anyone here on the forum work in either the A.I. field, or robotics? Is someone working on this? Thanks.

**paisleykitty** · February 12th, 2015, 07:11 AM

Loving this Thread!!!
BTW My Sig on Cheggit (RIP) was:
F**K the flying cars, where's my SEXBOT!?!
Carry on people and be nice to Cats.
PK

**brk549** · February 12th, 2015, 10:47 AM

At that time of the month what would you do,take the battery out or just hope the thing didn't kill you.

**Sir Honkers** · February 14th, 2015, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brk549

At that time of the month what would you do,take the battery out or just hope the thing didn't kill you.

There's always some smartarse who just has to point out the one major flaw everyone else missed.

**Jack Crash** · February 18th, 2015, 10:34 PM

A BOFFIN too busy to find real love has INVENTED his idea of the perfect woman – a female ROBOT.

Inventor Le Trung, 33, created Aiko, said to be “in her 20s” with a stunning 32, 23, 33 figure, shiny hair and delicate features.

She even remembers his favourite drink and does simple cleaning and household tasks. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted in Buzzkill, Dystopia, Hell, Insanity, Robots! | 1 Comment »

**brk549** · February 19th, 2015, 12:07 AM

Jack,real women are like that till you marry them and then they don't have to be.Then they start teaching you.I was only married a little over five years because I was hard headed as hell.

February 12th, 2015, 07:11 AM	#26
paisleykitty MIAOW Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Upwind of the Litterbox. Posts: 1,927 Thanks: 22,952 Thanked 34,140 Times in 1,990 Posts	Can "She" open tins as well? Loving this Thread!!! BTW My Sig on Cheggit (RIP) was: F**K the flying cars, where's my SEXBOT!?! Carry on people and be nice to Cats. PK __________________

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

February 9th, 2015, 02:19 AM	#23
~~bigtrain45~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Savannah GA Posts: 16,142 Thanks: 47,756 Thanked 215,718 Times in 16,027 Posts	Since we've drifted off into the faked orgasm issue, here's a hilarious clip on the issue from SCTV's Andrea Martin. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p0vkxsfLUU

February 9th, 2015, 11:33 AM	#24
deepsepia Moderator Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Upper left corner Posts: 7,205 Thanks: 47,953 Thanked 83,436 Times in 7,199 Posts	Hey, we're almost there. Just announced that the "Hen-na Hotel" is opening in Japan, staffed by robots. Given that Japan has managed to lap their sometime Axis stablemates Germany in Internet rules 34 & 35, I think everyone understands that the aim of this experiment ain't to check you in. In from the Land of the Rising Sun that the genius invention, home of the "love hotel" and the "robot hotel", can we be more than a heartbeat away from a robot love hotel? Coming soon in the Phillip K Dick remake, "Do Androids blur their electric pubes"

February 11th, 2015, 11:11 PM	#25
~~bigtrain45~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Savannah GA Posts: 16,142 Thanks: 47,756 Thanked 215,718 Times in 16,027 Posts	Does anyone here on the forum work in either the A.I. field, or robotics? Is someone working on this? Thanks.

February 12th, 2015, 10:47 AM	#27
brk549 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,122 Thanks: 20,220 Thanked 7,178 Times in 1,046 Posts	At that time of the month what would you do,take the battery out or just hope the thing didn't kill you.

February 18th, 2015, 10:34 PM	#29
Jack Crash Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Hurricane Alley Posts: 6,453 Thanks: 77,346 Thanked 147,820 Times in 6,517 Posts	A BOFFIN too busy to find real love has INVENTED his idea of the perfect woman – a female ROBOT. Inventor Le Trung, 33, created Aiko, said to be “in her 20s” with a stunning 32, 23, 33 figure, shiny hair and delicate features. She even remembers his favourite drink and does simple cleaning and household tasks. Read the rest of this entry » Posted in Buzzkill, Dystopia, Hell, Insanity, Robots! \| 1 Comment »

February 19th, 2015, 12:07 AM	#30
brk549 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,122 Thanks: 20,220 Thanked 7,178 Times in 1,046 Posts	Jack,real women are like that till you marry them and then they don't have to be.Then they start teaching you.I was only married a little over five years because I was hard headed as hell.