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September 4th, 2017, 02:27 PM	#21
ManofKent Vintage Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: U.K Posts: 1,130 Thanks: 10,125 Thanked 13,832 Times in 1,113 Posts	Um-bongo, Um-bongo, They drink it in the Congo...

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September 4th, 2017, 03:14 PM	#22
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,857 Times in 60,322 Posts	21 ... I will sign a bill that requires all whites to sit at the back of the bus __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 4th, 2017, 03:31 PM	#23
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,824 Thanks: 281,841 Thanked 813,852 Times in 60,868 Posts	Sorry for .......

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September 4th, 2017, 09:47 PM	#24
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	I hereby declare every Thursday to be Trumpday -So trump your partner

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September 11th, 2017, 11:06 AM	#25
PatentHappy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 129 Thanks: 1,656 Thanked 1,462 Times in 129 Posts	Stop saying Barron would make a better President than me. He acts like he's 11, I act like I'm 12. Huge difference. Last edited by PatentHappy; September 12th, 2017 at 05:56 PM.. Reason: Making this post great again (well, raising the bar to mediocre)

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September 11th, 2017, 01:12 PM	#26
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,857 Times in 60,322 Posts	25 I will not be lobbying Congress to raise taxes, I will raise Government revenue selling secret recordings of Congressmen and Senators in compromising positions and anal action also __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 11th, 2017, 03:27 PM	#27
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	I will go out there and grab Irma's pussy

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December 10th, 2017, 09:27 PM	#28
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	"I'm opening a discount version of the WHite House in Harlem"

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April 23rd, 2018, 06:32 PM	#29
ManofKent Vintage Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: U.K Posts: 1,130 Thanks: 10,125 Thanked 13,832 Times in 1,113 Posts	"Hi I'm Barry Scott..."

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April 23rd, 2018, 08:22 PM	#30
bubbs999 Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Here, UK Posts: 1,965 Thanks: 15,647 Thanked 31,307 Times in 1,952 Posts	I am human, and I do make mistakes I got it wrong You were right all along - I am a crook I've been robbing you blind - sorry, I'll give it all back My daughter is even more honest than me My wife does have to vommit when she 'touches' me I love Mexicans I would never pay a porn star for sex - I wouldn't need to with my looks Mike ; please take over I'm going for a round of golf with James Comey Kim Jong-un is a right un Yes - it is a wig It's true - I am that Stupid __________________ "Here's looking at you kid"

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