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Old April 24th, 2024, 10:08 AM   #57281
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2. Er, it's not just dogs who can smell cancer...
3. Are you through, yet?
4. When was the last time you bathed?
5. Is that a banana in your pocket?
6. That's not a banana in my pocket....
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1. When I let you go, run...as fast as you can.
2. Er, it's not just dogs who can smell cancer...
3. Are you through, yet?
4. When was the last time you bathed?
5. Is that a banana in your pocket?
6. That's not a banana in my pocket....
7. A suicide pact is so romantic
8. Air raid sirens
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1. When I let you go, run...as fast as you can.
2. Er, it's not just dogs who can smell cancer...
3. Are you through, yet?
4. When was the last time you bathed?
5. Is that a banana in your pocket?
6. That's not a banana in my pocket....
7. A suicide pact is so romantic
8. Air raid sirens
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Things you don't want to hear while hugging.

1. When I let you go, run...as fast as you can.
2. Er, it's not just dogs who can smell cancer...
3. Are you through, yet?
4. When was the last time you bathed?
5. Is that a banana in your pocket?
6. That's not a banana in my pocket....
7. A suicide pact is so romantic
8. Air raid sirens
9. Oops, I forgot to put in a tampon!
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Things you don't want to hear while hugging.

1. When I let you go, run...as fast as you can.
2. Er, it's not just dogs who can smell cancer...
3. Are you through, yet?
4. When was the last time you bathed?
5. Is that a banana in your pocket?
6. That's not a banana in my pocket....
7. A suicide pact is so romantic
8. Air raid sirens
9. Oops, I forgot to put in a tampon!
10. Nickelback
11. I shit myself
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1. When I let you go, run...as fast as you can.
2. Er, it's not just dogs who can smell cancer...
3. Are you through, yet?
4. When was the last time you bathed?
5. Is that a banana in your pocket?
6. That's not a banana in my pocket....
7. A suicide pact is so romantic
8. Air raid sirens
9. Oops, I forgot to put in a tampon!
10. Nickelback
11. I shit myself
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