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January 16th, 2018, 02:57 AM | #9751 |
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Things you do to annoy others
1. Leave the toilet seat up 2. Slowing down the car when assholes are sticking too close to my bumpers 3. Explain there's no good reason to believe god claims to reveal anger is unjustified 4. Not giving money to people who claim they are homeless, when I know it is just a scam. 5. Telling the truth in the face 6. Asking people how they know anything is supernatural when all that means is 'unknown'. 7. Hide things, yeah I know, what am I, 12 ???? 8. Offer unwanted advice - especially when my other half's cooking... 9. Explain to unbelievers how we actually employ poltergeists to move lists around 10. Hold the door open for someone who is actually still far away 11. Fail to replace the empty loo roll 12. Ask people who believe in flying saucers what the 'U' in U.F.O. stands for. |
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January 16th, 2018, 05:27 AM | #9752 |
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Things you do to annoy others
1. Leave the toilet seat up 2. Slowing down the car when assholes are sticking too close to my bumpers 3. Explain there's no good reason to believe god claims to reveal anger is unjustified 4. Not giving money to people who claim they are homeless, when I know it is just a scam. 5. Telling the truth in the face 6. Asking people how they know anything is supernatural when all that means is 'unknown'. 7. Hide things, yeah I know, what am I, 12 ???? 8. Offer unwanted advice - especially when my other half's cooking... 9. Explain to unbelievers how we actually employ poltergeists to move lists around 10. Hold the door open for someone who is actually still far away 11. Fail to replace the empty loo roll 12. Ask people who believe in flying saucers what the 'U' in U.F.O. stands for. 13. Ignore silly repetitive posts or tell them what the F.O. in U.F.O. could possibly stand for A list to the Max you know who 1. Max Von Sydow 2.
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January 16th, 2018, 05:32 AM | #9753 |
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A list to the Max you know who
1. Max Von Sydow 2. Max Schreck 3.
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January 16th, 2018, 06:08 AM | #9754 |
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A list to the Max you know who
1. Max Von Sydow 2. Max Schreck 3. Max Black (Kat Denning's character in 2 Broke Girls) 4.
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January 16th, 2018, 08:09 AM | #9755 |
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A list to the Max you know who
1. Max Von Sydow 2. Max Schreck 3. Max Black (Kat Denning's character in 2 Broke Girls) 4. Max Weinberg 5.
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January 16th, 2018, 08:36 AM | #9756 |
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A list to the Max you know who
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January 16th, 2018, 08:54 AM | #9757 |
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A list to the Max you know who
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January 16th, 2018, 09:22 AM | #9758 |
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A list to the Max you know who
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January 16th, 2018, 09:35 AM | #9759 |
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January 16th, 2018, 09:41 AM | #9760 |
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