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Old January 16th, 2018, 02:57 AM   #9751
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Things you do to annoy others

1. Leave the toilet seat up
2. Slowing down the car when assholes are sticking too close to my bumpers
3. Explain there's no good reason to believe god claims to reveal anger is unjustified
4. Not giving money to people who claim they are homeless, when I know it is just a scam.
5. Telling the truth in the face
6. Asking people how they know anything is supernatural when all that means is 'unknown'.
7. Hide things, yeah I know, what am I, 12 ????
8. Offer unwanted advice - especially when my other half's cooking...
9. Explain to unbelievers how we actually employ poltergeists to move lists around
10. Hold the door open for someone who is actually still far away
11. Fail to replace the empty loo roll
12. Ask people who believe in flying saucers what the 'U' in U.F.O. stands for.
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Things you do to annoy others

1. Leave the toilet seat up
2. Slowing down the car when assholes are sticking too close to my bumpers
3. Explain there's no good reason to believe god claims to reveal anger is unjustified
4. Not giving money to people who claim they are homeless, when I know it is just a scam.
5. Telling the truth in the face
6. Asking people how they know anything is supernatural when all that means is 'unknown'.
7. Hide things, yeah I know, what am I, 12 ????
8. Offer unwanted advice - especially when my other half's cooking...
9. Explain to unbelievers how we actually employ poltergeists to move lists around
10. Hold the door open for someone who is actually still far away
11. Fail to replace the empty loo roll
12. Ask people who believe in flying saucers what the 'U' in U.F.O. stands for.
13. Ignore silly repetitive posts or tell them what the F.O. in U.F.O. could possibly stand for


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