What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 25

**palo5** · December 5th, 2015, 02:23 PM

211. A small caliber bullet can blow you meters backwards, but a 250 kg bomb often can't

212. Japanese infantry officers are always killed in banzai charges, just before striking a valiant American with their sword

213. When this happens, the saved American is always cool as a block of ice, and says "thanks buddy"

BET · December 5th, 2015, 02:37 PM

214 - No matter how overcast the night sky is, there is always plenty of light in a forest to see by.
Unless, of course, there's a murderer/monster/prankster making it's way towards the intended victim.

**thunderfly** · December 5th, 2015, 03:40 PM

215. Everyone's home is clean with a very spacious living room. Everyone has a huge modern kitchen with all the very latest appliances including a very well stocked massive fridge. Everyone has room for a super large Christmas tree which has been perfectly decorated.

**thunderfly** · December 5th, 2015, 04:17 PM

216. If you're a cowboy or a soldier in an old film (pre 1980s) and you get shot, you'll simply clutch your stomach, grimace and then fall over and the bullet will never exit out of the back.

**Sir Honkers** · December 5th, 2015, 08:27 PM

217: In the aftermath of any gun or sword fight, the villain must smirk triumphantly at the hero for several seconds before realising that in actual fact it is himself that has been shot or cut in half. Only then can he fall down dead. I think it is a variation of the same principle that states gravity has no effect until you look down.
I'm pretty sure I'd know it if someone shot me.

~~rodak~~ · December 6th, 2015, 01:58 AM

218. Whenever there’s a violent natural cataclysm like a super storm or asteroid, it always devastates some landmark like the Empire State building, the Colosseum or Big Ben, rather than an ordinary cluster of Starbucks and K-marts in the suburbs, or out in the middle of nowhere like Tunguska.

~~rodak~~ · December 6th, 2015, 01:45 PM

220. A cup of black coffee or a splash of cold water in the face is enough to render the most inebriated person stone cold sober.

**teaktop** · December 7th, 2015, 12:28 AM

221.American heros in bars never drink pints..only bottled beer and shots

**PJayBr** · December 7th, 2015, 05:07 PM

222. In the movies you can buy special L-shaped sheets so your lady friend is never revealed topless in bed.

**whop** · December 7th, 2015, 08:03 PM

223. "If you wanna shoot, shoot, don't talk" -Tuco. If you talk, the other guy will either kill you or escape.

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December 5th, 2015, 02:23 PM	#241
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,657 Times in 16,567 Posts	211. A small caliber bullet can blow you meters backwards, but a 250 kg bomb often can't 212. Japanese infantry officers are always killed in banzai charges, just before striking a valiant American with their sword 213. When this happens, the saved American is always cool as a block of ice, and says "thanks buddy"

December 5th, 2015, 02:37 PM	#242
BET Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 50 Thanks: 9,865 Thanked 1,114 Times in 49 Posts	214 - No matter how overcast the night sky is, there is always plenty of light in a forest to see by. Unless, of course, there's a murderer/monster/prankster making it's way towards the intended victim.

December 5th, 2015, 03:40 PM	#243
thunderfly Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 896 Thanks: 6,620 Thanked 11,386 Times in 896 Posts	215. Everyone's home is clean with a very spacious living room. Everyone has a huge modern kitchen with all the very latest appliances including a very well stocked massive fridge. Everyone has room for a super large Christmas tree which has been perfectly decorated.

December 5th, 2015, 04:17 PM	#244
thunderfly Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 896 Thanks: 6,620 Thanked 11,386 Times in 896 Posts	216. If you're a cowboy or a soldier in an old film (pre 1980s) and you get shot, you'll simply clutch your stomach, grimace and then fall over and the bullet will never exit out of the back.

December 5th, 2015, 08:27 PM	#245
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,110 Times in 30,295 Posts	217: In the aftermath of any gun or sword fight, the villain must smirk triumphantly at the hero for several seconds before realising that in actual fact it is himself that has been shot or cut in half. Only then can he fall down dead. I think it is a variation of the same principle that states gravity has no effect until you look down. I'm pretty sure I'd know it if someone shot me.

December 6th, 2015, 01:58 AM	#246
~~rodak~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 14,568 Thanks: 16,750 Thanked 271,165 Times in 15,267 Posts	218. Whenever there’s a violent natural cataclysm like a super storm or asteroid, it always devastates some landmark like the Empire State building, the Colosseum or Big Ben, rather than an ordinary cluster of Starbucks and K-marts in the suburbs, or out in the middle of nowhere like Tunguska.

December 6th, 2015, 01:45 PM	#247
~~rodak~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 14,568 Thanks: 16,750 Thanked 271,165 Times in 15,267 Posts	220. A cup of black coffee or a splash of cold water in the face is enough to render the most inebriated person stone cold sober.

December 7th, 2015, 05:07 PM	#249
PJayBr Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In front of my PC with my cock in my hand...... Posts: 1,309 Thanks: 41,569 Thanked 13,686 Times in 1,280 Posts	222. In the movies you can buy special L-shaped sheets so your lady friend is never revealed topless in bed.

December 7th, 2015, 08:03 PM	#250
whop Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 326 Thanks: 6,898 Thanked 3,278 Times in 317 Posts	223. "If you wanna shoot, shoot, don't talk" -Tuco. If you talk, the other guy will either kill you or escape.