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Old August 11th, 2014, 03:08 PM   #101
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This looks more like a painted scar than a tattoo.
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Old August 12th, 2014, 12:36 PM   #102
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No veins appear to have been punctured in the production of these tattoos...
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Old September 25th, 2014, 05:12 PM   #103
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Ugh , that`s right fellow forum folks

Somebody actually wanted a tattoo of a Jewish Judge (The worst kind of Judge ) on their ......... Leg



Still it could have been more pointless.

They could have had whatever "The Shania Twain" (Sorry for swearing) this twonk got tattooed on his personage .

Maybe he had it done to scare away certain inmates from the shower block ?.

If so , good luck chummy



Then again at least Mr Hard Nut didn't have a bizarre version of Walken indelibly inked into his skin.



Oh blast , sorry I can't remember who`s who.

Which is the actual photo of Chris again
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Old September 25th, 2014, 05:19 PM   #104
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If I'm prejudiced against people with tattoos, does that make me a tattoist??

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Old October 2nd, 2014, 04:07 PM   #105
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No that makes you a complete and utter total ....PJayBr

Not that there`s anything
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Old October 19th, 2014, 07:22 PM   #106
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OK, I get the joke. But why make it permanent instead of say put it on a t-shirt



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Old November 14th, 2014, 02:40 PM   #107
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Yeah yeah , I know what you judgmental fellow members are thinking.



I know.



You`re thinking maybe I shouldn't have gotten the tattoos I did

Well in my drunk drugged defense , it could have been worse



I could have shaved off my eyebrows and done, whatever the cocking hell this woman did



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Old November 15th, 2014, 03:34 PM   #108
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I think what she did was make herself almost completely unf*ckable.
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I think what she did was make herself almost completely unf*ckable.
That face was unfuckable before the ink...
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