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Old October 7th, 2013, 09:05 AM   #11
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As Alan Partridge once said-"remember guys rubber up"
Because you don't know who is using that sucker when you aren't around ?
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Old October 7th, 2013, 09:11 AM   #12
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You are a genius of bricolage !
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Old October 7th, 2013, 10:49 AM   #13
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Oh yes, it's all just harmless fun and games until someone loses a penis.
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My girth is not as big as a toilet roll tube, alas the blurred fist will have to do.
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Old October 7th, 2013, 01:36 PM   #15
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If you find your member isn't thick enough to fit tightly in the tube (or the tube is too big) you will have to cut the tube lengthways, overlap the cardboard and then hold it together with tape.
BB, the solution is there, now you have no excuse not to try it.
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BB, the solution is there, now you have no excuse not to try it.
Think i'll give it a miss.
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Old October 7th, 2013, 03:01 PM   #17
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Think i'll give it a miss.
Seems ta me if ya be havin' a miss ya wouldna be needin' a fookin' machine, eh what???
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Old October 7th, 2013, 03:41 PM   #18
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A mixed bag of answers but I bet there's someone out there that's waiting for the toilet roll to finish.
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A mixed bag of answers but I bet there's someone out there that's waiting for the toilet roll to finish.
Maybe you should upload a demo? On second thoughts don't
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Gives a whole new meaning to the word "YouTube"
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