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**palo5** · December 24th, 2011, 02:18 AM

This is true

I once had a slightly large dog (about 90 kg) which is about this big

No, that's not me or my dog, but you get the idea she was almost as big

Anyway, one day me and my gf were screwing and in the closed-eye stage, and gf said stop slobbering, but it was my dog who was licking her face and we only discovered after

**otokonomidori** · December 24th, 2011, 06:45 PM

So me and the bass player went back to a party after a gig one night many years back,

Bass player scores and he's soon pumping some drunken slut on top of a pile of coats which are on a bed in a pitch dark room.

Bass player feels cold wet thing nuzzling his arsehole and bollocks - looks round , house owner's Alsatian is right behind him on the fu*cking bed

MaxJoker · December 25th, 2011, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

I woke up and there was a cup of tea and plate of biscuits on the bedside table.

Sounds like you didn`t so much have sex as give blood

**billybunter** · December 25th, 2011, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Sounds like you didn`t so much have sex as give blood

Well, my bag was empty

**Mal Hombre** · December 25th, 2011, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

Anyway, one day me and my gf were screwing and in the closed-eye stage, and gf said stop slobbering, but it was my dog who was licking her face and we only discovered after

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Originally Posted by fleetwood77

Bass player feels cold wet thing nuzzling his arsehole and bollocks - looks round , house owner's Alsatian is right behind him on the fu*cking bed

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Doggie Fashion"

MaxJoker · December 25th, 2011, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

Well, my bag was empty

So the rumour is true

My condolences

**billybunter** · December 25th, 2011, 02:57 PM

Maybe it was the jaffa cakes

**Mal Hombre** · December 25th, 2011, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

Maybe it was the jaffa cakes

What ? Were They laced with Rohypnol ?

MaxJoker · December 25th, 2011, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

What ? Were They laced with Rohypnol ?

He wishes

**billybunter** · December 25th, 2011, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

He wishes

Is that the new scent for men??

December 25th, 2011, 02:57 PM	#17
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December 24th, 2011, 02:18 AM	#11
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,657 Times in 16,567 Posts	This is true I once had a slightly large dog (about 90 kg) which is about this big No, that's not me or my dog, but you get the idea she was almost as big Anyway, one day me and my gf were screwing and in the closed-eye stage, and gf said stop slobbering, but it was my dog who was licking her face and we only discovered after

December 24th, 2011, 06:45 PM	#12
otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,316 Thanks: 39,016 Thanked 122,404 Times in 8,316 Posts	So me and the bass player went back to a party after a gig one night many years back, Bass player scores and he's soon pumping some drunken slut on top of a pile of coats which are on a bed in a pitch dark room. Bass player feels cold wet thing nuzzling his arsehole and bollocks - looks round , house owner's Alsatian is right behind him on the fu*cking bed