X Thousand Things We Learned From Watching Porn - Page 47

**bp666** · March 25th, 2018, 10:29 AM

533. There are men whose job is to visit women in their home and measure their bum for insurance purposes. You got it...they end up having sex with these big-assed women.

duanedoberman · March 28th, 2018, 02:55 PM

534.
In Porn, Women always wear their shoes in bed.

**palo5** · March 28th, 2018, 04:05 PM

535. Many directors think people who watch porn are gay. That's why the male performers are all naked, but they make the women keep half their clothes on -- I mean, who wants to look at women, right?

**HugoHackenbush** · April 14th, 2018, 07:49 PM

536. All swimming pools are "swim suit optional".

**CARLTON BROWN** · April 14th, 2018, 09:52 PM

537. If you go for a medical check-up and the doctor just happens to be exceptionally good looking, beware! She may insist on examining your cock in some detail and will pull out a tape measure to check its dimensions. Then, there is every chance you will be subjected to something that could be mistaken for very arousing oral stimulation and finally, she will ask you to undress and lay on the couch, while she loosens her clothes.

**HugoHackenbush** · April 14th, 2018, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CARLTON BROWN

537. If you go for a medical check-up and the doctor just happens to be exceptionally good looking, beware! She may insist on examining your cock in some detail and will pull out a tape measure to check its dimensions. Then, there is every chance you will be subjected to something that could be mistaken for very arousing oral stimulation and finally, she will ask you to undress and lay on the couch, while she loosens her clothes.

538. You also will soon discover that she wears knee high leather boots underneath her doctor's uniform.

**old alal** · May 8th, 2018, 12:00 PM

539.
If you wear a Nun's Habbit, then this is a signal to all that you like three cocks up your arse at the same time.

**HugoHackenbush** · May 11th, 2018, 04:28 PM

540. In the preparation phase for a sexual encounter, if you take off a ladies' shoes, say to fully remove her pantyhose, you MUST put the shoes back on her feet before you start to have sex with her.

**HugoHackenbush** · May 19th, 2018, 02:18 PM

541. Your local bar keeps a jar of lubricant on top of the bar, just in case you want to have an impromptu anal sex encounter in the middle of their establishment.

**bawjaws** · May 19th, 2018, 03:24 PM

542 Whenever you think you're alone and decide to have a wank in the bedroom or on the couch, you can be sure you'll be interrupted by your sex crazed mother in law or stepmother

March 28th, 2018, 02:55 PM	#462
duanedoberman Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 256 Thanks: 2,245 Thanked 5,624 Times in 243 Posts	534 534. In Porn, Women always wear their shoes in bed. __________________ My avatar is the lovely Sara an amatuer model from Ipswich UK, sadly now retired,

April 14th, 2018, 07:49 PM	#464
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,106 Thanks: 205,923 Thanked 336,364 Times in 14,159 Posts	536. All swimming pools are "swim suit optional". __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange Last edited by HugoHackenbush; April 14th, 2018 at 10:33 PM..

May 8th, 2018, 12:00 PM	#467
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	539. If you wear a Nun's Habbit, then this is a signal to all that you like three cocks up your arse at the same time. __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

May 11th, 2018, 04:28 PM	#468
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,106 Thanks: 205,923 Thanked 336,364 Times in 14,159 Posts	540. In the preparation phase for a sexual encounter, if you take off a ladies' shoes, say to fully remove her pantyhose, you MUST put the shoes back on her feet before you start to have sex with her. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

May 19th, 2018, 02:18 PM	#469
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,106 Thanks: 205,923 Thanked 336,364 Times in 14,159 Posts	541. Your local bar keeps a jar of lubricant on top of the bar, just in case you want to have an impromptu anal sex encounter in the middle of their establishment. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

March 25th, 2018, 10:29 AM	#461
bp666 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,073 Thanks: 77,520 Thanked 14,183 Times in 1,074 Posts	533. There are men whose job is to visit women in their home and measure their bum for insurance purposes. You got it...they end up having sex with these big-assed women.

March 28th, 2018, 04:05 PM	#463
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,657 Times in 16,567 Posts	535. Many directors think people who watch porn are gay. That's why the male performers are all naked, but they make the women keep half their clothes on -- I mean, who wants to look at women, right?

April 14th, 2018, 09:52 PM	#465
CARLTON BROWN Grand Vizier Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Ruraltania Posts: 3,219 Thanks: 35,652 Thanked 35,615 Times in 3,211 Posts	537. If you go for a medical check-up and the doctor just happens to be exceptionally good looking, beware! She may insist on examining your cock in some detail and will pull out a tape measure to check its dimensions. Then, there is every chance you will be subjected to something that could be mistaken for very arousing oral stimulation and finally, she will ask you to undress and lay on the couch, while she loosens her clothes.

May 19th, 2018, 03:24 PM	#470
bawjaws Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 971 Thanks: 13,806 Thanked 12,964 Times in 957 Posts	542 Whenever you think you're alone and decide to have a wank in the bedroom or on the couch, you can be sure you'll be interrupted by your sex crazed mother in law or stepmother

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