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March 25th, 2018, 10:29 AM | #461 |
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533. There are men whose job is to visit women in their home and measure their bum for insurance purposes. You got it...they end up having sex with these big-assed women.
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In Porn, Women always wear their shoes in bed.
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535. Many directors think people who watch porn are gay. That's why the male performers are all naked, but they make the women keep half their clothes on -- I mean, who wants to look at women, right?
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April 14th, 2018, 07:49 PM | #464 |
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536. All swimming pools are "swim suit optional".
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April 14th, 2018, 09:52 PM | #465 |
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537. If you go for a medical check-up and the doctor just happens to be exceptionally good looking, beware! She may insist on examining your cock in some detail and will pull out a tape measure to check its dimensions. Then, there is every chance you will be subjected to something that could be mistaken for very arousing oral stimulation and finally, she will ask you to undress and lay on the couch, while she loosens her clothes.
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May 8th, 2018, 12:00 PM | #467 |
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If you wear a Nun's Habbit, then this is a signal to all that you like three cocks up your arse at the same time.
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540. In the preparation phase for a sexual encounter, if you take off a ladies' shoes, say to fully remove her pantyhose, you MUST put the shoes back on her feet before you start to have sex with her.
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541. Your local bar keeps a jar of lubricant on top of the bar, just in case you want to have an impromptu anal sex encounter in the middle of their establishment.
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542 Whenever you think you're alone and decide to have a wank in the bedroom or on the couch, you can be sure you'll be interrupted by your sex crazed mother in law or stepmother
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