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January 24th, 2015, 02:10 PM | #61 |
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my only one - was when I was naked and with my girlfriend ( my parents were away for weekend ) and my brother came back far earlier than I anticipated -
luckily I leaped up and managed to hold the handle to the door shut while he tried ( really hard to open to come into the living-room where we were ) - and he was drunk so he gave up and went to bed !! never had a closer fright than that ! |
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January 24th, 2015, 02:57 PM | #62 |
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Me and my wife were in the middle of a good one, I had tied her to our bed and was in the middle of ridding her when out of nowhere I got a major charlie horse (leg cramp if your unfimiliar) and I fell off of the bed and hit my head on my night stand, she couldn't do anything cause she was tied up so I layer on the floor and my hard on quickly disappeared. It sucked!
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January 1st, 2017, 09:55 AM | #63 |
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Before we got married we often had sex in the car in the driveway of her parents house as we returned home after a night out. At one of those occasions I was laying on top of her as I noticed red lights outside the car. I thought somebody stopped on the street and was looking at us. We looked but didn't see another car. So we continued fucking. But the red lights didn't go away. Then we realised she was pushing with her foot on the breaks. Mystery solved and after a good laugh whe still had a good fuck!
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April 7th, 2017, 05:01 PM | #64 |
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What's the funniest thing that ever happened while you were having sex?
The Rohypnol wore off , a minute too soon
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January 9th, 2018, 12:07 AM | #66 |
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More an amusing situation after the event, but many (many) years ago I spent a weekend in bed with a lovely girl getting up to all sorts of things. But we had one problem - every time we tried to fuck, she would scream with pain.
"I'm so sorry about this, but I'm really small and tight and you're quite big. It's bloody frustrating." I hadn't come across this before, but her lovely twat was indeed tiny. But almost in compensation, she could orgasm quite easily with the lightest of touches. But we just didn't fuck. A few years later we bumped into each other at a cafe, where she was sitting with a guy, who turned out to be her new husband. "Wow - so you're married. That's fantastic." "Yeah - we're just back from our honeymoon actually." "Oh, that's great. How was it?" I asked, beginning to wonder. "We went to New Zealand. It was really beautiful," the guy said, just about to sip some coffee. "Yeah, it was," she agreed, then whispered in my ear "and the fucking was great, too. He has the smallest cock I've ever seen. It's perfect for me." "What are you whispering?" her husband asked. "Just about how great your teeny-weeny cock is for my teeny-weeny pussy" she replied, to which half his coffee spluttered out all over the table. |
January 9th, 2018, 09:39 AM | #67 |
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Shagging this Japanese women, she said "you came inside me".
Well, duh, we were fucking bare back and I love cream pie as it is one of my fetishes. |
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One of my now ex-regulars, a Thai women with silicone tits (not really my thing) who said she was getting a divorce soon, I though do I care! and suddenly she said "your cock is too big for anal". Very strange indeed. |
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January 9th, 2018, 10:44 AM | #69 |
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Nice one kitty.
My cat puked on my girlfriends dress, which she had thrown on the floor.
Nice. She didn't laugh. I did. He never did like her. |
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