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Old June 17th, 2018, 09:51 AM   #3031
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Ball7 farts into bottles and saves them for his personal use later , that's how he has managed to stay awake for the last 20 years
You know, I heard putin5 asked Brecht for a loan of some money so he could but those bottles
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Old June 17th, 2018, 12:04 PM   #3032
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sandhunter leaves his house every night to hunt field mice, rats and gophers that come out from their hiding places. sandhunter catches these critters to use as bait to catch rattlesnakes. Desert rattlesnakes are great eating especially barbecued, and their skin can be used to make shoes, belts, women's purses, hand bags, etc.sandhunter though likes to hang the dead snake carcasses on his wall down in his basement. He considers them to be his trophies after all the trouble he has to go through getting them.
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Old June 17th, 2018, 12:17 PM   #3033
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sandhunter though likes to hang the dead snake carcasses on his wall down in his basement

He makes re-usable condoms out of some of them
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Old June 17th, 2018, 08:22 PM   #3034
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Estreeter was on the verge of suicide when his first girlfriend, an ex groupie, revealed him that Bruce suffered from premature ejaculation.
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Old June 17th, 2018, 08:36 PM   #3035
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Sam Spade was a very mean kid, today he is one son of a bitch.


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chromax hangs around queer S&M joints downtown but he's not gay. It's the only place where they serve imported beer. Trailmaster is the barkeeper.
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Brecht became a US citizen just so he could vote for one Donald J Trump he took that advise from romanov5
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Old June 19th, 2018, 10:55 AM   #3038
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Brecht became a US citizen just so he could vote for one Donald J Trump he took that advise from romanov5

And like Romanov5 Brecht has been deported to Mexico
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And like Romanov5 Brecht has been deported to Mexico
And running a gay brothel in Tijuana
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All veffers believe that sandhunter is a good guy. Well, he's not. He forces uncertain grannies to cross the streets and leaves them right in the middle of the road when the lights turn green.

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