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Old February 22nd, 2018, 02:16 PM   #2291
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Sandhunter produces cactus beer, but very unprofessional. People complained about that beer because they found cactus needles in it.
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Old February 23rd, 2018, 07:58 AM   #2292
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Silicone Carne is a bit of a ladies man.
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Old February 23rd, 2018, 04:46 PM   #2293
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Estreeter is suing his dentist. He ordered crowns for his front teeth, but when they were fitted he looked like Bugs Bunny! There's nothing like Australia!
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Old February 23rd, 2018, 06:01 PM   #2294
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Palo 5 is a tiger in bed - by which we mean he will eat you up

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Old February 23rd, 2018, 11:17 PM   #2295
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Kelio is the splitting image of his dad Donald Trump.
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Old February 24th, 2018, 08:38 AM   #2296
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Oh hi Mark! still uses Windows95.
I was a holdout for Windows XP until 2015 when I upgraded to a custom built PC.

ball7 did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit, he did not hit her. He did NAHHHT. He did give her an STD, what a story.
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You know what I like about you, Comrade
Well, I ain't telling just so you don't get a big head , But I will say this ,

I really do admire your ambition the be the first person launched into space who happens to be a She Male
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Oh Hi Mark! has plagerized every author on the NY Times best seller list for the last year
Mr. Trailmaster never ever say Sandhunter and that town in southern Arizona that starts with a T like Tucson in the same breath , if you picture the state as a anatomy , Tucson, Az. Would be the ass-hole
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Old February 25th, 2018, 07:49 AM   #2299
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Sandhunter fell from Heaven after Lucifer, but didn't turn evil because he discovered the source for eternal goodness. Taco Bell.
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