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February 22nd, 2018, 02:16 PM | #2291 |
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Sandhunter produces cactus beer, but very unprofessional. People complained about that beer because they found cactus needles in it.
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February 23rd, 2018, 07:58 AM | #2292 |
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Silicone Carne is a bit of a ladies man.
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February 23rd, 2018, 04:46 PM | #2293 |
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Estreeter is suing his dentist. He ordered crowns for his front teeth, but when they were fitted he looked like Bugs Bunny! There's nothing like Australia!
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February 23rd, 2018, 06:01 PM | #2294 |
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Palo 5 is a tiger in bed - by which we mean he will eat you up
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February 23rd, 2018, 11:17 PM | #2295 |
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Kelio is the splitting image of his dad Donald Trump.
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February 24th, 2018, 08:38 AM | #2296 |
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February 24th, 2018, 09:12 AM | #2297 | |
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Well, I ain't telling just so you don't get a big head , But I will say this , I really do admire your ambition the be the first person launched into space who happens to be a She Male
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February 25th, 2018, 03:48 AM | #2298 |
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Oh Hi Mark! has plagerized every author on the NY Times best seller list for the last year
Mr. Trailmaster never ever say Sandhunter and that town in southern Arizona that starts with a T like Tucson in the same breath , if you picture the state as a anatomy , Tucson, Az. Would be the ass-hole |
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February 25th, 2018, 07:49 AM | #2299 |
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Sandhunter fell from Heaven after Lucifer, but didn't turn evil because he discovered the source for eternal goodness. Taco Bell.
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February 25th, 2018, 08:06 AM | #2300 |
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Lies be damned, I'm just telling the truth...
Mal Hombre is so into Modding that he takes to the streets dressed up as "V" from the movie "V for Vendetta" looking to deliver serious vigilante justice
MaxJoker was the inspiration behind "The Most Interesting Man in the World" TV ads (YouTube it if you're not American ) And Estreeter has never raked a sand bunker in his life
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