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January 21st, 2018, 12:36 PM	#2121
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	Mal Hombre and I spent the evening at a fine Gourmet restaurent. After dinner he sent for the bill, when the waiter arrived with it. Mal turned to the waiter, pointed at me and said: "Este caballero pagará todo".

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Arturo2nd, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, Hertz, jokerman, jomama, kelio, Mal Hombre, palo5, sandhunter, Silicone Carne, SpEffects, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40

January 22nd, 2018, 08:14 PM	#2122
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	A pack of liars! Silicone Carne is a vegetarian. Lagerlout is teetotal. Trailmaster never got past the end of his block and Santee "Fats" is svelte and athletic. Mal Hombre really is a total bastard though.

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January 23rd, 2018, 08:48 AM	#2123
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,113 Thanks: 449,700 Thanked 896,754 Times in 60,310 Posts	Hertz goes to 5 different doctors every week just so he can have his testicles felt. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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ball7, bloke57, Arturo2nd, Glen Quagmire, Hertz, jokerman, jomama, kelio, lagerlout, Mal Hombre, palo5, sandhunter, Silicone Carne, SpEffects, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40

January 23rd, 2018, 07:00 PM	#2124
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	Hail Hertz, the supreme leader of the Garden Gnomes.

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Arturo2nd, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, Hertz, jokerman, jomama, kelio, Mal Hombre, palo5, sandhunter, SpEffects, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40

January 23rd, 2018, 10:02 PM	#2125
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	Glen Quagmire is nominated for an Academy Award in the category "Best female actress"

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January 23rd, 2018, 11:03 PM	#2126
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,657 Times in 16,567 Posts	Ball7 is a secret Norwegian who thinks "grrrr" every time he hears Danish or Swedish Every May 17, he drinks liters of bootleg Estonian vodka, which is actually diesel but he doesn't know, and pollutes the East Sea by peeing in it

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January 23rd, 2018, 11:35 PM	#2127
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	Kelio, Wimbo and Estreeter are the modern versions of The Three Stooges Last edited by ball7; January 24th, 2018 at 12:05 AM..

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January 24th, 2018, 07:23 AM	#2128
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,113 Thanks: 449,700 Thanked 896,754 Times in 60,310 Posts	palo5 does those women don't fart farts, tries to hide it and blushes __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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ball7, bloke57, Arturo2nd, Glen Quagmire, Hertz, jokerman, jomama, kelio, Mal Hombre, palo5, sandhunter, sex, SpEffects, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40

January 24th, 2018, 08:23 AM	#2129
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	Sandhunter claims to be Indiana Jones' nemesis.

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bloke57, Arturo2nd, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, Hertz, jokerman, jomama, kelio, Mal Hombre, palo5, sandhunter, sex, SpEffects, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40

January 24th, 2018, 10:44 AM	#2130
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,113 Thanks: 449,700 Thanked 896,754 Times in 60,310 Posts	jokerman lives up to his name by owning a radio telescope and sends naked pictures of himself into space hoping aliens will intercept the signals trailmaster does the opposite and searches for them __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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ball7, bloke57, Arturo2nd, Glen Quagmire, Hertz, jokerman, jomama, kelio, Mal Hombre, palo5, sandhunter, sex, SpEffects, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40

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