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January 21st, 2018, 12:36 PM | #2121 |
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Mal Hombre and I spent the evening at a fine Gourmet restaurent.
After dinner he sent for the bill, when the waiter arrived with it. Mal turned to the waiter, pointed at me and said: "Este caballero pagará todo". |
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January 22nd, 2018, 08:14 PM | #2122 |
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A pack of liars!
Silicone Carne is a vegetarian. Lagerlout is teetotal. Trailmaster never got past the end of his block and Santee "Fats" is svelte and athletic.
Mal Hombre really is a total bastard though. |
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January 23rd, 2018, 08:48 AM | #2123 |
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Hertz goes to 5 different doctors every week just so he can have his testicles felt.
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January 23rd, 2018, 07:00 PM | #2124 |
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Hail Hertz, the supreme leader of the Garden Gnomes.
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January 23rd, 2018, 10:02 PM | #2125 |
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Glen Quagmire is nominated for an Academy Award in the category "Best female actress"
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January 23rd, 2018, 11:03 PM | #2126 |
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Ball7 is a secret Norwegian who thinks "grrrr" every time he hears Danish or Swedish
Every May 17, he drinks liters of bootleg Estonian vodka, which is actually diesel but he doesn't know, and pollutes the East Sea by peeing in it |
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January 23rd, 2018, 11:35 PM | #2127 |
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Kelio, Wimbo and Estreeter are the modern versions of The Three Stooges
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January 24th, 2018, 07:23 AM | #2128 |
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palo5 does those women don't fart farts, tries to hide it and blushes
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January 24th, 2018, 08:23 AM | #2129 |
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Sandhunter claims to be Indiana Jones' nemesis.
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January 24th, 2018, 10:44 AM | #2130 |
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jokerman lives up to his name by owning a radio telescope and sends naked pictures of himself into space hoping aliens will intercept the signals
trailmaster does the opposite and searches for them
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