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May 17th, 2017, 06:30 AM	#2221
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May 17th, 2017, 12:56 PM

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4030 Didn't take a shower for a month now.

4034 Didn't take a shower for a month and one day now.

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May 17th, 2017, 02:55 PM	#2224
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	4035 I shouldn't have bought condoms at Toys "R" Us. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 18th, 2017, 04:27 PM	#2225
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Personally I blame being subconsciously influenced by Streeter with all his "Anal" talk 4036 ~ Whoops , that wasn't intentional I arse-sure you Hilda __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 18th, 2017, 05:00 PM	#2226
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	4036B Look at the bright side. It's important to learn from our mistakes. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 19th, 2017, 12:35 PM	#2227
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,728 Times in 60,308 Posts	4037 Putting in an effort is your job honey __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 19th, 2017, 12:48 PM	#2228
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,361 Times in 36,682 Posts	4038: Its obvious that you slept through the entire sex education class back in high school. __________________

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May 19th, 2017, 02:51 PM	#2230
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