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3065b: ... and BTW, the dog can do his own ass licking!

Stick Out Tongue

3065c... "and from the odor in here.. it would appear that he is WAY BETTER at it than you are..."

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3065c... "and from the odor in here.. it would appear that he is WAY BETTER at it than you are..."

3065d: Does the way your Rottweiler incessantly and affectionately follows you around have anything to do with the way your amazing tongue can lick my balls and butt hole at the same time?

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