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August 11th, 2018, 12:19 PM	#2271
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,742 Times in 60,308 Posts	And it did, what a clean out that was __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 11th, 2018, 01:35 PM	#2272
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,512 Times in 69,067 Posts	Ok I say a River . Actually it was in the paddling pool for my neighbours disabled kid. Butt same difference really __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 12th, 2018, 09:00 PM	#2273
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,164 Times in 60,062 Posts	That was a sticky one. One tiny piece wouldn't flush. Had to use a brillo pad to get it loose. Wouldn't do for my cleaning lady to see that. I might be up the creek in her eyes!

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August 13th, 2018, 11:26 AM	#2274
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,742 Times in 60,308 Posts	It's a sport if you do it like I do and sweat __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 13th, 2018, 02:43 PM	#2275
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,512 Times in 69,067 Posts	Plus in retrospect maybe should have held on a few seconds longer and done it in a cubical , rather than at the urinal __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 13th, 2018, 09:48 PM	#2276
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,164 Times in 60,062 Posts	Can't say what happened, but it sure looked like a brick of gold!

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August 14th, 2018, 10:02 AM	#2277
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,742 Times in 60,308 Posts	For what I ate yesterday it should have filled the bowl, there was just 1, and it was small __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 14th, 2018, 03:11 PM	#2278
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,512 Times in 69,067 Posts	Yes had to rely on da`shake. Which detached it from my personage eventually ... Hey , you know if I strain one more time this month I risk a fatal prolapse. Not the good kind either ! __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 15th, 2018, 01:23 PM	#2279
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,164 Times in 60,062 Posts	It was like a dam busting, but instead of water it was...you know!

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August 16th, 2018, 11:04 AM	#2280
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,512 Times in 69,067 Posts	Arse-side from that movie title I`m pleading da`fifth __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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