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Old 10-05-2013, 03:52 AM   #501
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A much pleasurable and more effective method in stimulating and monitoring
cardiology activity than the old treadmill endurance test method!


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Old 10-06-2013, 03:22 PM   #502
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Those 2 guys may as well just put their clothes back on and go home
because they haven't got a chance in hell of satisfying her!
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From a woman's standpoint this is what would
be referred to as "go fuck yourself"!

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I know its not chicken, but like the Colonel says, "Its finger likin' good!"
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Caught the wife screwing the next door neighbor so I'm treating her like the pig that she is!
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Lady, i'm not a doctor and this is certainly not the way to get your breasts reduced
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Now here's something novel that inventor Ron Popeil would have
never dreamed up -- the world's first Slice 'N Dice pussy!




You will never see this happy homemaker complain
when there's vacuuming to be done!

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How would this idiot like it if she
tugged on his balls like that?



Choose your girlfriend like you would choose buying a car ...
Be sure both come equipped with convenient cup & can holders!


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Here I am with this rock hard boner and
she's showing me some fucking stupid seashells!
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