101 Things Not To Say During Sex - Page 253

MaxJoker · November 12th, 2017, 03:24 PM

4258 ~ Of course I like being between your thighs , and no they`re not too chunky . Anyway always wanted to experience the Trash Compactor sensation from Star Wars

Estreeter · November 13th, 2017, 11:04 AM

4259 Honey, you know we're never getting divorced because I can't see one reason why I'd marry ya to begin with

MaxJoker · November 15th, 2017, 11:00 AM

4260 ~ There that should do ya , now let`s turn up the sound on the match

Estreeter · December 9th, 2017, 11:34 AM

4261 Bloody hell Honey, Who taught you how to wipe your ass

Estreeter · December 10th, 2017, 08:59 AM

4262 I aim to satisfy Honey so I'll let you chose between the cleanest or dirtiest 90 seconds your sex life

**ball7** · December 10th, 2017, 09:08 PM

4263

I think I accidently used glue instead of lube

Estreeter · December 22nd, 2017, 09:09 AM

4264 So what if the vibrator I got you for Christmas didn't include batteries, you can still shove it up your butt without them , besides the one that did include batteries cost more, but I needed a couple extra dollars for a stop at the pub for a few beers on the way home

Estreeter · December 27th, 2017, 12:30 PM

4265 Can you wear these nylons, I like the colour, my favourite, great for sex and also I gotta admit I've worn then on my head

during armed robberies.

**cuzzyman927** · December 30th, 2017, 12:02 PM

4266: Your mother has had 6 children and her pussy is still tighter than yours!

Estreeter · December 30th, 2017, 12:34 PM

4267 Please don't fake an orgasm, I'm going out of my way to make sure you don't enjoy this

November 12th, 2017, 03:24 PM	#2521
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November 13th, 2017, 11:04 AM	#2522
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,857 Times in 60,322 Posts	4259 Honey, you know we're never getting divorced because I can't see one reason why I'd marry ya to begin with __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 15th, 2017, 11:00 AM	#2523
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	4260 ~ There that should do ya , now let`s turn up the sound on the match __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 9th, 2017, 11:34 AM	#2524
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,857 Times in 60,322 Posts	4261 Bloody hell Honey, Who taught you how to wipe your ass __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 10th, 2017, 08:59 AM	#2525
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,857 Times in 60,322 Posts	4262 I aim to satisfy Honey so I'll let you chose between the cleanest or dirtiest 90 seconds your sex life __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 10th, 2017, 09:08 PM	#2526
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	4263 I think I accidently used glue instead of lube

December 22nd, 2017, 09:09 AM	#2527
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,857 Times in 60,322 Posts	4264 So what if the vibrator I got you for Christmas didn't include batteries, you can still shove it up your butt without them , besides the one that did include batteries cost more, but I needed a couple extra dollars for a stop at the pub for a few beers on the way home __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 27th, 2017, 12:30 PM	#2528
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,857 Times in 60,322 Posts	4265 Can you wear these nylons, I like the colour, my favourite, great for sex and also I gotta admit I've worn then on my head during armed robberies. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 30th, 2017, 12:02 PM	#2529
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,417 Times in 36,682 Posts	4266: Your mother has had 6 children and her pussy is still tighter than yours! __________________

December 30th, 2017, 12:34 PM	#2530
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,857 Times in 60,322 Posts	4267 Please don't fake an orgasm, I'm going out of my way to make sure you don't enjoy this __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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