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November 5th, 2017, 11:49 AM | #2511 |
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You know the dog's got a really hairy tongue
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November 5th, 2017, 01:12 PM | #2512 |
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"Funny thing happend" "What" "Remember when you told me to lock the door?" "yes" "Well, I think your husband is home early" |
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November 7th, 2017, 11:53 AM | #2513 |
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"Do you like that?" "It would help if I knew what you were doing?" |
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November 7th, 2017, 01:27 PM | #2514 |
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4251: Jeez, my dog's farts don't smell as bad as your pussy!
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November 7th, 2017, 05:38 PM | #2515 |
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Closer....Closer....I'm peeing on you. |
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November 8th, 2017, 12:01 PM | #2516 |
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4253: If it wern't for your chapped lips I wouldn't know you were sucking my dick!
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November 8th, 2017, 12:12 PM | #2517 |
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Tight? Don't make me laugh! They don't even make a tampon big enough for that gaping hole you call a pussy! Try one of my bed pillows.
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November 8th, 2017, 07:47 PM | #2518 |
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Your moaning sounds like Eric Cartman Jlly
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November 9th, 2017, 03:43 PM | #2519 |
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4256 ~ What am I doing ? . Laying a trail of breadcrumbs. Since as much as I want to enter you , also want to be able to find my way back !
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November 12th, 2017, 09:45 AM | #2520 |
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A fart? no? |
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