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April 14th, 2012, 10:18 PM | #1521 | |
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April 14th, 2012, 10:21 PM | #1522 |
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Evolution has already seen to it that for a few days each month, men must face the Rag Week Dragon. I wish all women were fitted with the coil so men never met dragons.
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April 15th, 2012, 05:47 PM | #1523 | |
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April 16th, 2012, 01:37 AM | #1524 |
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Granted, but you also discover a waste dump for radioactive materials. Nobody wants to buy green coloured gold that glows in the dark.
I wish TCO95 moves before the same thing happens to his testicles.
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April 17th, 2012, 12:38 PM | #1525 | |
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I wish to make a ton of money running a book for the above bets.
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April 17th, 2012, 06:23 PM | #1526 | |
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April 17th, 2012, 09:22 PM | #1527 | |
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I wish Zimbabwean Dollars weren't such a comic currency I want to exchange mine for Greek Euro's
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April 17th, 2012, 10:07 PM | #1528 | |
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I wish everyone, except me, had their avatars selected by SweatyHat or (s)exFarmer. |
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April 18th, 2012, 11:48 PM | #1529 | |
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I wish that TCO95 will change teams like the rest of us
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April 19th, 2012, 04:22 PM | #1530 | |
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I wish the truck-f**king drag queens at VEF would send me another transfer payment for my private airplane. |
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