Ho Ho Ho - Santa ??
I'll start this thread for VEF style encounters or tales of Santa / St Nick / Father Christmas with this story.
While at University, a friend of mine got a seasonal gig as a Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. He was a rather stout fellow, so it was a breeze for him. Usual mall Santa, big chair, photo station, two 18-20 year old girls as "elves".
So after it was over, he let loose with the stories of multiple women who after the kiddie, would insist on sitting in Santa's lap to tell him what *they* wanted. They wanted HIM. He showed us the notes written with name, address and phone number. And they wanted Santa. He was supposed to show up wearing the suit and regalia. He (and we) were flabbergasted, had no idea so many women had a "thing" for jolly old Santa Claus. He was a newlywed, so had no interest.
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