Things Noticeable this week

[otokonomidori]

Originally Posted by vinceprince

It's Koreans both south and north that will die, there's no military 'solution' in which the South and most notably Seoul escapes destruction.

I spoke to some South Korean young people when I was in Japan last Autumn.

The young guys had all had to do military service and they reckoned that, with American help and technology and airpower, they'd be at the Yalu in a fortnight .

I was more interested in eyeing up their girlfriends of course.

[haroldeye]

Chap in Shildon near Darlington was arrested for shagging a donkey back in 1978. The Police asked him why he had done it and his reply was;

'Have you seen our lass!'

[Rogerbh]

A policeman friend told me this encounter he had. There is a petting zoo in our city and a family was walking thru it and came upon the pig sty. In it, in broad daylight during visiting hours, a man was naked screwing the pig doggy style. The kids screamed and the father herded his family away and called the police on his cellphone. The guy was still at it when the police arrived a few minutes later. The guy tried to run, but trying to hold his clothes and get dressed, he was soon apprehended. During the questioning, my friend asked him do you think the pig was enjoying that? The guy replied "Sure, she was really meeting my thrusts." My friend subsequently found out that at least three prior occurrences were on record - men of various color shades - but the earlier ones were more fleet of foot and were not caught.

My only comment was that they should change the name of the area to "The Heavy Petting Zoo."

[otokonomidori]

Originally Posted by Rogerbh

a man was naked screwing the pig doggy style.

George Bestial from VIZ comes to mind.

[Greenman]

I've been around athletics my whole life but I have never seen such a brilliant 4x100m for men as I did tonight. I was shouting at the screen, yelling my head off and thank god we got another gold and more importantly beating the USA and Jamaica although it would have been nice for Usain Bolt had got a medal but he pulled up with a hamstring injury with Japan nicking the bronze. It has also given Team GB the third fastest time In history behind the US and Jamaica. Fantastic and unfortunately Mo Farah lost out but he battled for a well-earned silver and our girls got the silver medals in the 4x100 too.

[Rogerbh]

Almost forgot about this article.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/...with-an-animal

Guess the donkey story should not be a surprise.

[ultimatewarlord]

With the booing of Justin Gatlin in the 100m final last week I started thinking about similar events. I remembered this. Still the most infamous moment in athletics that doesn't involve drugs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv5sPFWVDio

[chris chunt]

Emma Barnett presenting newsnight right now .
The perfect accompaniment for that late night knob twaddle while digesting the days news .
Serious but sexy bird .

[Greenman]

Re Justin Gatlin booing, which I have to say was well justified give his history, surely it would have been better giving him the silent treatment instead, the equivalent of "being sent to Coventry" (being ignored by your workmates or families ) speaks volumes you might say.

I agree about Emma Barnett being easy on the eye but it is a pity that she is stuck presenting this crap internet top ten of things that people have been looking at each week for Radio 5 Live, but she was of course the one who grilled some politicians during the election.

[Greenman]

It's official- finally after months of speculation and rumour it was confirmed last night on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert(pity it wasn't on the Late Late Show with British host James Corden) that Daniel Craig WILL play James Bond for ONE last time. He'd better get a shift on. He is nearly 50 and will nearly be too old to play him and won't want to end up with a broken ankle, laid off for months at 54 like Tom Cruise has done doing his own stunts did for Mission: Impossible 6 in London a few days ago.