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Mean what you say, and say what you mean. Does that still mean something nowadays?
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I'd like to see a comedian so blue, so sick and so controversial, he'd make Frankie Boyle and Roy "Chubby" Brown look like children's entertainers.
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He died a while back. He was Bernard Manning.
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I just spit on my computer screen. I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth to fondle a scrape up there, but -without warning- a load of saliva splashed out in a cascade of fluid and halitosis. Sure, I've since cleaned it off, but I honestly don't think I'll ever be able to look myself in the eyes again.
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Ta for that reminder Billy
I remember a comedic rant from Ben Elton in his younger, angrier days. I think he was going on about being unprepared or inexperienced when trying to tup a lady. One of his phrases was "You've got breath like Bernard Manning's underpants." I'll never forget that.
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Elephants eating fish.
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Anyway, Mary Walsh (the creator of the show) was in character as Marg Delahunty and she's got her arm around some MP and she's going on on how much she can do for him and she says "Stick with me and you'll be farting through silk."
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If someone who has a split personality tries to commit suicide... is it considored a hostage situation?
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If someone with a split personality plays with themselves, does it count as an orgy?
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