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Old 10-21-2017, 01:05 PM   #581
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Palo5 was the inspiration for Elton John's Nikita.
He also sang the male vocals on Boney M's Rasputin..
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bloke57 is the real life George Costanza, hell he even really is a marine biologist

Nah, too tame, I'll try again

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Old 10-21-2017, 01:30 PM   #583
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Plastic Tiffani is actually Yoko Ono , and he/she grew tired of the Plastic Ono Band and fell in love with Tiffani so he/she changed his/her name
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