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Old 01-05-2018, 10:17 PM   #2001
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Old 01-06-2018, 10:46 AM   #2002
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Old 01-06-2018, 10:50 AM   #2003
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ball7 like to mix anti-depressants with laxatives: that way he has diarrhea all day but feels happy about it
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Old 01-06-2018, 11:19 AM   #2004
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The only reason kelio works as McDonalds is so he can ask "Do you want fries with that" and then spends his earnings going to other McDonalds buying meals and answering 'Did I ask for fries' when he's asked that same question, that's what he does all week.
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